Joke things...

[Tino]

some might make you laugh, if not... your a miserable grumpy bastard.

> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?> Unique Up On It.> > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?> Tame Way, Unique Up On It.> > 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?> They Take The Psycho Path> > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.> > 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?> Dam!> > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?> Polaroid's> > 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?> A Stick.> > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?> Nacho Cheese.> > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?> Subordinate Clauses.> > 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?> Quattro Sinko.> > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?> Spoiled Milk.> > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?> Frostbite.> > 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?> A Nervous Wreck.> > 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?> Anyone Can Roast Beef.> > 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?> Right Where You Left Him.> > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?> Because They Have Big Fingers.> > 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?> Because It Scares The Dog.> > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?> Sanka.> > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.> > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.> > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.> > 22. How Are a TexasTornado And a TennesseeDivorce The Same?> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer>

[Tino]

Found this as well

George Carlin (1937 - ) US comedian and actor [more author details]

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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.George Carlin Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.George Carlin Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.George Carlin I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.George Carlin I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.George Carlin I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.George Carlin Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark.George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?George Carlin

[UncleBen]

Some of those jokes are funny. Some make me sit here and blankly stair at the screen. Nice one Tino, I wasted a few seconds of my life on those dumb jokes.

[[Zero-S]]

Haha. I like the george carlin ones (especially considering hes my favorite comedian).

[Jesda]

http://www.misanthropic-*****.com/

[Tino]

Some of those jokes are funny. Some make me sit here and blankly stair at the screen. Nice one Tino, I wasted a few seconds of my life on those dumb jokes.

aha! goal accomplished!:D :ylsuper

[InstantRice]

george carlin isnt my favorite comedian but he is the man.

[[Zero-S]]

Represent y0.

[Dano]

Tino, u've been postin some weird shiznit lately, lol

-Dan

[Thee 240sx Owner]

:Werd

[Tino]

:Werd :blah: :spam