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Nismo_Freak
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Joke
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted tohim, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he hadsex. "Tarzan not know sex," hereplied. Jane explained to him what sexwas. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan usehole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan youhave it all wrong,...but Iwill show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laiddown on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showingJane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her amighty kick right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agonyfor what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed togasp for air and screamed: "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied "check forsquirrel
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Kaioshin1982
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Pennyfreak
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hahahahaha okay Ive got another one for you guys. it's kinda graphic, so if you're a sissy dont come crying to me:
so theres this lady about to give birth, shes in the special delivery chair and everything, surrounded by nurses and this one doctor ready to take the baby. the nurses are all holding her hands and wiping her forehead and all that, reminding her to breathe correctly and doing other nurse-stuff. the doctor frowns and, looking a little upset, looks at the woman and says "I'm sorry, I dont know if your baby is going to make the delivery alive, but we will do the best we can." With one final push, the woman is able to finally get the baby out, and is about to let out a sigh of releif when the doctor takes the baby by the chord and just starts swinging it above his head! the baby is flying everywhere, and theres blood all over the place-- the baby hits an IV stand and knocks it down, and obviously the mother is terrified- screaming "what the hell are you doing!?!!!?" the doctor looks at the woman, laughing as he hands the baby back to her.. "just kidding, ma'am, the baby was already dead."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOO FLAME AWAY!!!!
so theres this lady about to give birth, shes in the special delivery chair and everything, surrounded by nurses and this one doctor ready to take the baby. the nurses are all holding her hands and wiping her forehead and all that, reminding her to breathe correctly and doing other nurse-stuff. the doctor frowns and, looking a little upset, looks at the woman and says "I'm sorry, I dont know if your baby is going to make the delivery alive, but we will do the best we can." With one final push, the woman is able to finally get the baby out, and is about to let out a sigh of releif when the doctor takes the baby by the chord and just starts swinging it above his head! the baby is flying everywhere, and theres blood all over the place-- the baby hits an IV stand and knocks it down, and obviously the mother is terrified- screaming "what the hell are you doing!?!!!?" the doctor looks at the woman, laughing as he hands the baby back to her.. "just kidding, ma'am, the baby was already dead."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOO FLAME AWAY!!!!
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lessthanjakejohn
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fiznat, i think you should burn in hell for that joke. but i have one similiar to it. there was a man and a woman driving home one night late after they went to a movie, etc etc. there was a car wreck and the husband was fine. he crawled out of the car and ran frantically to the passenger side of the car yelling and frantically trying to get to her. the police and ambulances and firetrucks all arrive on the scene and pull the man away from the car. they get her out and rush her to the ambulance. the man runs to the ambulance, hoping to get a ride to the hospital. the EMT's say no, you cannot ride back here, it is too cramped. one of the police officers offers to give the man a ride to the hospital, and of course he accepts. they arrive and the hospital, and the man runs up to the doctors and begs them to tell him all of the details. the doctor calms the man down and starts to tell him his wifes condition. "sir she is going to need alot of work. there are numerous bones broken, etc etc etc." the man was frantic. he looks and the doctor and says "what am i doing to do?! I cannot afford all of this medical care and surgery and stuff." the doctor again calms him down and calmly says "sir, i'm sorry, i truly am. AHAHHAAH, I'M JUST JOKING, SHE'S DEAD!!"
