Jewel says her Cadillac saved her life.

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A county commissioner's fire department vehicle plowed into the side of her SRX. She and her fetus walked away without injuries. She said she's eager to buy another.



I'd totally plow into her, snaggle teeth and all.


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I thought she was sort of a hippie but Cadillac ownership and hairless armpits suggest otherwise. I'd crash into that piece of Alaska like the Exxon Valdez.

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She's equipped with two nicely sized front mounted airbags for safety.

I like Jewel. Saw her in concert in '97 when she first hit the big time. She's got a great voice.

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I'm more of a rear air bag guy myself. I am NOT a fan of "side curtain" air bags.

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I'm with this guy.

As much as I enjoy front mounted airbags, I'd rather have a nice rear mounted one.

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I'm not much of a hipster, what's up with her bird flippin' glove?

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Obviously a publicity stunt.
Probably sponsored by GM.

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BusyBadger wrote:I'm not much of a hipster, what's up with her bird flippin' glove?
I guess she has to keep her bird warm?

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What about her cat?

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Was this a "real" SRX or the new failtastic EquinoSRX.

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Eikon wrote:She's equipped with two nicely sized front mounted airbags for safety.

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King Ranzo wrote:^
I'm with this guy.

As much as I enjoy front mounted airbags, I'd rather have a nice rear mounted one.
I like my women like Volvos.

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square?

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full of airbags and heavy.

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Is that a pic of the crash she walked away from? Wow, thing is mangled.

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Eikon wrote:She's equipped with two nicely sized front mounted airbags for safety.

I like Jewel. Saw her in concert in '97 when she first hit the big time. She's got a great voice.
Weird. I saw her on that tour as well.

But in my defense, it was because my gf at the time wanted to see her, and I wanted to see my gf.

I always thought her a bit more intellectual, though, and am disappoint that she'd use "2" in place of "to".

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yeah she's pretty hot man. She has that trashy look to her, but carries herself very well.

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Jesda wrote:BOOBS
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For some reason I find chicks who scowl as much as I do offputting.


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