Jesda will be watching the Super Bowl

[Bubba1]

Well, at least the National Anthem. It was just announced that his GF, Kelly Clarkson, will be singing the National Anthem at this years Super Bowl.

[DJ_B_Easy]

Singing the national anthem or belching it?

[sbird1]

Someone remind her that the football is not a ham and should not be eaten.

[Jesda]

Looks like I'm going to buy Foosball for Dummies and figure this game out once and for all!

[MinisterofDOOM]

Just buy Blood Bowl on steam and play a few rounds. I'm continuously baffled that it took Englishmen and Frenchmen to build a good American Football videogame and THEN it took MORE Englishmen to buy it enough to make it popular.

As for watching the Superbowl...I'll probably keep an eye peeled for the ATS ad (as that's surely what it'll be). But I can always wait for it to pop up on youtube, too.

[300ZXttZMAN]

Looks like I'm going to buy Foosball for Dummies and figure this game out once and for all!

[Bubba1]

Singing the national anthem or belching it?

I suppose much depends on what she eats beforehand. If she has a Taco Bell combo platter or two, for example, she could possibly be the first singer to do a live duet by herself, with bombs bursting in air from her butt.

She does have a great voice. My only hope is she avoids the vocal gymnastics/tarzan screeching nonsense that Mariah Carey or Christina Aguilara do and sings it straight.

[Jesda]

Kelly prefers the Five Buck Box with a large Baja Blast. Ask me how I know.

[300ZXttZMAN]

Kelly prefers the Five Buck Box with a large Baja Blast. Ask me how I know.

How do you know??

[Bubba1]

Kelly prefers the Five Buck Box with a large Baja Blast. Ask me how I know.

[Red coupe]

Kelly prefers the Five Buck Box with a large Baja Blast. Ask me how I know.

Does it have anything to do with trench coats and binoculars?

[300ZXttZMAN]

Does it have anything to do with trench coats and binoculars?

Possibly a ghillie suit??



Which one do you use Jesda???

[sx moneypit]

Depends on the venue?

[DJ_B_Easy]

If we are talking in Kelly Clarkson's "parts" I would venture toward desert. If they make a barren wasteland version then that one.

[AZhitman]

Doubtful.

According to meteorologists, anything that fluffy is bound to contain moisture.

[sx moneypit]

[DJ_B_Easy]

Ah,the old shake and bake. Roll her in sand and look for the wet spot. Got it...

[Jesda]

NOT COOL GUYS. THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[Jesda]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU[/youtube]

[TurboSauce]

Ah,the old shake and bake. Roll her in sand and look for the wet spot. Got it...

You don't need to go through that much just to find her mouth.

[AZhitman]

Set up webcam.
Tie one end of a string to a ham.
Tie the other end to the Jesda-Johnson.
Profit.

[Jesda]

[leesredgt]

OMG

[DJ_B_Easy]

Ah,the old shake and bake. Roll her in sand and look for the wet spot. Got it...

You don't need to go through that much just to find her mouth.

Yeah I guess you could just follow the food there. Or pull the old sausage pizza delivery hole in bottom of box trick.

Although you might end up losing your member doing that or what Greg suggested. I heard she has a second eyelid that closes while she eats like a reptile. EAT EVERYTHING UNTIL ITS ALL GONE.

Jesda I REALLY hope you hit enter after typing that...

[audtatious]

Someone should point her to Jesda of NICOclub. I understand he is more famous on the internet than she is

[flohtingPoint]

Kelly prefers the Five Buck Box

I'm fairly certain that the beast was speaking of this and not the Taco Bell item:

[Bubba1]

I'm fairly certain that the beast was speaking of this and not the Taco Bell item:

LOL, Whatever it was probably had these 4 little words preceding it:

"All you can eat"

[sx moneypit]

[IBCoupe]

That'd be one heckuva wardrobe malfunction.

[AZhitman]

Only Jesda can take a thread about professional football and turn it into a discussion of Ms. Clarkson's horny box.