The Red Head
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is agorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying outof its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, andhands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eyeback in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwardsthey go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would liketo come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all thetrimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are youthis nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . . . . "
Wait for it. ...
It's coming.
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says :
"You just happened to catch my eye. "
(oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them! )
Jeff's Random Joke: THE RED HEAD
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here's a joke for you
two scotsman in traditional garb are in a strip club. (Sean and Mick if you will). Out of nowhere a gust of wind hits, Sean turns to Mick and says "Oi!!!! So yooer that go'damn dryer sook monsterr!"
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two scotsman in traditional garb are in a strip club. (Sean and Mick if you will). Out of nowhere a gust of wind hits, Sean turns to Mick and says "Oi!!!! So yooer that go'damn dryer sook monsterr!"
see people, lame jokes are no laughing matter. They're a disease, a sick plague on this world. I hope this will put you on the proper path of leaving comedy to the professionals.