Jeff's Joke Of The Week :) 11/14

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

"Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No" replied Little Billy, "He minded his own fuking business"

Post by **juxaguy** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

Hahaha dork. :P

Is this the first one or has there been jokes posted before?

Post by **Mr1der** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

perhaps he's starting a joke of the week.

needs to work on those jokes so he himself isn't the joke however

hahahahahaha shoot me!

Post by **prigo** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

HAAAAAAAAAAR

Post by **D1SR240** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

haha, didn't someone post a joke here about a cheating priest

Post by **IvoryJ30t** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

hahaha thats a good one.

Post by **book-ends** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

How about this one.....for all you NERDS out there:

Two sodium atoms were walking down the street, one stopped and said:

"Shoot, I think that I lost an electron."

The other replies: "Are you sure?"

The response: "Yeah, I'm POSITIVE!!!"

Ha ha ha!!!! lol............. lol.............

Post by **D1SR240** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

haha, ya nerd, jk

Post by **nissanrcer240** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

D1SR240 wrote:haha, didn't someone post a joke here about a cheating priest

yeah it was the same person who posted this post, and the one about the guy leavin his condoms in his car:pface that was the best one

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

yeah i figured since i been posting jokes latly i mind as well make it into a weekly habbit for ya guys

sorry this one wasnt as good

i have more to come though

Post by **driftaholic** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

jeansguy, that is the best joke EVER!

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

lol that kid already has a harry chest saying that to a man in public. lmao bold very bold :beer

Post by **Charlie240sxt** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

I never herd the Condom in car joke Some one post it

Post by **MainEvent212** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

yeah please do

Post by **Turb0wned** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

lol yeah that joke about the cheating priest was really funny

Post by **D1SR240** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

ya wat's the condom joke?

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

Confession....http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/...42116

Moral Of The Story...http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/...41772

Post by **JustinStrife** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am

LMAO omg those two are hilarious too

Jeff's Joke Of The Week :) 11/14

Jeff's Joke Of The Week :) 11/14

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