"Jan" Toyota ads are apallingly stupid. I made them better.

[MinisterofDOOM]

For some damnable reason, AdChoices seems to think I have a Toyota that needs service, so it keeps showing me these moronic Toyota ads:



This is a brand that has built its reputation on simple reliability through brilliant marketing, and the best they can come up with today is goofy not-remotely-clever quotes with pictures of a generic-looking woman? They need to fire whoever has obviously just taken over their marketing department and start again.

So, I decided that, in my superior wisdom, I would improve upon these ads. No charge. I'm feeling generous.

[Rogue One]

Kitten dies is my fav!

[PapaSmurf2k3]

If you want to make it in this cut throat biz, you should use white lettering

I love the face she has while I read the comments you put on there haha.

[Jesda]

I'd hit it.

But not in a Yaris.

[Bubba1]

I'd hit it.

But not in a Yaris.

Though a Yaris might be fun if she's a contortionist.