It's Monday. Why not have some G jokes?

[rn79870]

There was a blonde driving a G35 slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls her over...

"What have I done wrong, officer?" the blonde G35 driver asks.

"You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that," the officer says to the driver. "You must go at least 50mph."

"But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!" the blond replied. The officer laughs out loud. "That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn't the speed limit!"

The blonde leans back in her seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.

"What happened to her?" the officer asks.

"I don't know, but she has been that way ever since we got off of interstate 160."

[G35_Rican30]

ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE:

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"