It's illegal to.....

[nissangirl74]

I have no idea if this is true or not but some of these are hysterical. Every state supposedly has a law that makes NO sense whatsoever. My favorite....it is illegal to sleep outside on top of a refrigerator in Pennsylvania. Check this out....

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/996 ... ty-bizarre

[Dittoz7]

Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

So that's where those tickets came from...

[Ozzie]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states

[MinisterofDOOM]

Who wants to go to Rhode Island? I've got a hankerin' to bite off someone's leg!

[numbnuts240]

ct - a pickle cannot be a pickle unless it bounces. hmmm. does that only apply to unsliced pickles? if i test this at various locations, can i sue for false advertising if the so-called pickle doesn't bounce? throw some emotional damages in there, and the like?

[IBCoupe]

Tito, I think you've got a good defense right there for making a mess of aisle five at Stop 'N' Shop. Just tell them you're quality control.

[tiger-SE-R]

Tito, I think you've got a good defense right there for making a mess of aisle five at Stop 'N' Shop. Just tell them you're quality control.

sounds like a fun field trip to costco is in order.



we almost got kicked out of there last time, I think they have Titas pic on the wall

[numbnuts240]

i'm famous.

[elwesso]

I like the KY people have to take a shower once a year... Nebraska is funny too, excise police bust them because they dont have any soup brewing when they sell beer..

Oh, and thanks indiana for clarifying that the value of "pi" is indeed 4, not 3.141592654

[Otto.]

My legs are safe!

[Encryptshun]

I propose they change the Iowa state motto to:

"Iowa: Free as a one-armed piano player"

[Bubba1]

Any women who come visit me, be warned: there's a law on the books in my little town requiring all women to get a permit to wear cosmetics.

[krash]

Maryland
It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).

This explains a lot.

[Looneybomber]

ct - a pickle cannot be a pickle unless it bounces. hmmm. does that only apply to unsliced pickles? if i test this at various locations, can i sue for false advertising if the so-called pickle doesn't bounce? throw some emotional damages in there, and the like?

My sister's husband (still in law school not yet lawyer) says yes. You can sue for anything you want, but it doesn't mean you'll win.

[ryandevilhorns]

This thread made me think of...



I laughed.

[TOMMY VERCETTI]

This thread made me think of...



I laughed.

[Chiquitita]

This was way too funny LOL

[IBCoupe]

ct - a pickle cannot be a pickle unless it bounces. hmmm. does that only apply to unsliced pickles? if i test this at various locations, can i sue for false advertising if the so-called pickle doesn't bounce? throw some emotional damages in there, and the like?

My sister's husband (still in law school not yet lawyer) says yes. You can sue for anything you want, but it doesn't mean you'll win.

As someone who's also still in law school, I'd tell him to be careful about advice like that, if that's the entirety of the advice. There's more at risk in a lawsuit than losing - if the Court feels that the case is being used merely to cause a nuisance, both the plaintiff (and his or her lawyer, if one who'd take the case could be found) can face monetary sanctions.

[numbnuts240]

buzz kills

[IBCoupe]

That's what law school does to a person. Sorry.

[RED_DET]

I like the KY people have to take a shower once a year...

guess I'm good for the rest of the year then....

[nissangirl74]

I like the KY people have to take a shower once a year...

guess I'm good for the rest of the year then....

Racing in the rain at Omaha with the windows down doesn't count....