Is there anything a ham sandwhich can't do?

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

If this guy wasn't bat **** crazy, he'd give MacGuyver a run for his money!

http://www.thedenverchannel.co....html

Post by **Badfish** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Little known fact.Afterwards the judge was heard to say to the District Attorney,"Indict that ham sandwich!"

*rimshot* (yes, I know that was bad)

Post by **Cold_Zero** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

When the defendant got done pummeling the witness, he had a nice hot ham and cheese sandwich, compliments of the Judge. What kind of judicial system has shock belts? That is what sounds crazy to me.

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Damn.

Post by **Zydeco** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Pork...What can't it do.

Post by **nametakennow** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Pork is nasty, I don't know what you guys are talking about. BLEH! Chicken and seafood are where it's at.

Post by **Fenvy** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

pork is the meat that has one of the highest ratio of saturated fat per mass

I eat it but I'd take seafood, chicken or beef any day over it

Post by **Nathan** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Chicken has no flavor, pork has a natural, wonderful flavor that I love deeply

Post by **Zydeco** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Its all in how its cooked. Oh yeah chicken has lots of flavor you just need to know to bring it out.

Post by **Nathan** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

-]sTm[-HeavyHips wrote:Its all in how its cooked. Oh yeah chicken has lots of flavor you just need to know to bring it out.

Read: Its all in how its cooked. oh yeah chicken can have lots of flavor, you just need to know how to season the hell out of it.

I like chicken when I make it, because I season the hell out of it

hehehe

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

i like chicken plain, warm,seasoned, on a hot summer day or on a cold winter night. Chicken is good to use as a pillow or as a midnight snack..

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

can we close this thread? you people are creepy.

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Mr1der wrote:can we close this thread? you people are creepy.

:pface

NEBAR!

Post by **JESTER** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

As a pillow.............. Yeah. Right.

Well, if you say so. I'll take mine breaded and deep fried.

Try using House Autry breader and fry some up tonight.

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Grilled blackened chicken is the way to go.

Website · Post by **flohtingPoint** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Nathan wrote:Chicken has no flavor, pork has a natural, wonderful flavor that I love deeply

If chicken has no flavor, how can everything "taste like chicken"?

Post by **Nathan** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

flohtingPoint wrote:If chicken has no flavor, how can everything "taste like chicken"?

Ahhhh, but to me, everything does NOT taste like chicken

Then again, I could just be weird...apparently I cant smell gear oil but I hear it smells terrible!

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Nathan wrote:Ahhhh, but to me, everything does NOT taste like chicken Then again, I could just be weird...apparently I cant smell gear oil but I hear it smells terrible!

ugh i hate that smell i wanted to throw up thinking of it....

Post by **Sircnay** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

hmm... I can't smell gear oil either. Maybe its a genetic thing?

Post by **Ecnorcs1** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:33 pm

Be thankful you cant smell gear oil it's rancid

Is there anything a ham sandwhich can't do?

Is there anything a ham sandwhich can't do?

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