Instant Virgin Detector....

[RCA]

The Hover Hand





http://theinternettoday.net/funny/insta ... over-hand/

[MellowZ32]

OMG THAT'S FIREFLY'S SUMMER GLAU!!!

[MellowZ32]

and this is how you spot a virgin

[skydragoness]

Firefly FTW.
Maybe he thought she would kick his a**. Maybe. Maybe.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

He's just afraid...damnit ninjaed SKY.

[Jesda]

What is Summer Glau doing at a Sears Portrait Studio?

I also used to work for the company that owned all the Sears and Wal-Mart photo studios.

[numbnuts240]

NALA

[MellowZ32]

NALA

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eHus6M7Gpk[/youtube]

[Urabus GodofTraction]

What is Summer Glau doing at a Sears Portrait Studio?

Actually, that's not Summer Glau. Somebody just checked the right boxes when ordering a Real Doll.

[Ajax]

Unless this is a very good photoshop or cardboard cutout, its possible that she has a "no touch" clause in contracts. There are quite a few Hollywoodites that have specific guidelines on who can talk to or touch them. Often, stage hands are told to not even look at the stars.
From what I've heard, Sally Struthers has a clause that you cannot talk to her about Feed the Children or whatever the charity she's involve with.

[Bubba1]

NALA

I wonder if someone is handing out free Instant Virgin Detectors to the female population of Hartford. Doesn't appear Nala, (alias the Count of Creepy, the Duke of Desperation, the Warlord of Weirdness) is going to get laid anytime soon.

[Jesda]

Count of Creepy?

SIX GIRLS IN MY QX4! HA HA HA

SEVEN GIRLS IN MY QX4! HA HA HA

[frapjap]

Count of Creepy?

SIX GIRLS IN MY QX4! HA HA HA

SEVEN GIRLS IN MY QX4! HA HA HA

Oh. My. God. LMFAO

I just spit red tomato sauce all over my moniter and keyboard at work!!!!!

[Bubba1]

Count of Creepy?

SIX GIRLS IN MY QX4! HA HA HA

SEVEN GIRLS IN MY QX4! HA HA HA

Oh. My. God. LMFAO

I just spit red tomato sauce all over my moniter and keyboard at work!!!!!

Well done, Jesda...

Hopefully it's not this particular brand of Tomato sauce. I understand Nala might "lend a hand" with, uh, its creation.

[alms24sebring]

hahaha I bet this is why Nala has a sex problem. Scared to shake hands w a female, always appologizes, and always talks with a hightened "girlfriend" voice, yet he's the s***.

The Hover Hand Man is never ganna wash his hand again. He almost actually touched a girl's skin with his pimp face on lol.

Saw Nala's name coming. idk what to even say about that facebook post..

[alms24sebring]

Oh and holy crap, In the link, 3rd guy down looks EXACTLY like my old math teacher and just as short. Wait a minute that IS him, I sware it is. And just below that is priceless.

At dominican republican girl.... Im not ganna lie, I wouldnt know what to do either.

[RCA]

At dominican republican girl.... Im not ganna lie, I wouldnt know what to do either.

Laughing with you, I'm with you on that one.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Ooofff. b**** needs to do some P90X.

[Mr1der]

Firefly FTW.
Maybe he thought she would kick his a**. Maybe. Maybe.

he's either a virgin or a p****.

me? I'd have grabbed boob in an experienced manner.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Firefly FTW.
Maybe he thought she would kick his a**. Maybe. Maybe.

he's either a virgin or a p****.

me? I'd have grabbed boob in an experienced manner.

And then her combat conditioning would flick on and your spine would be adorning her mantle.
I'm such a nerd...

[Mr1der]

yes you are.

she'd be pickin' up her teeth if she tried that s***.

my boots don't discriminate.

[IBCoupe]

Neither do hers.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwVqW6J4FRc[/youtube]

I'll be in my bunk.

[MellowZ32]

he's either a virgin or a p****.

me? I'd have grabbed boob in an experienced manner.

OH, you mean the same way you fondled Taylor Swift?

[krimsonviper]

They should call that move the "Naladude911."

[danshaz82]

he's either a virgin or a p****.

me? I'd have grabbed boob in an experienced manner.

OH, you mean the same way you fondled Taylor Swift?

YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS!

[Jesda]

Skip to 1:10
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI[/youtube]

[Mr1der]

he's either a virgin or a p****.

me? I'd have grabbed boob in an experienced manner.

OH, you mean the same way you fondled Taylor Swift?

I got a hug, what'd you get b****?

she has no boob to grab anyway

Summer Glau played a dumb b**** on the Unit...damn sci fi nerds...

[RCA]

Skip to 1:10
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI[/youtube]

"RAMP!"

hahahahhaha

[themadscientist]

Skip to 1:10
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI[/youtube]

7 white people just crashed into the bay. Oh s***, that's hysterical.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Summer Glau played a dumb b**** on the Unit...damn sci fi nerds...

She played a dumb b**** on Firefly, too. I liked Firefly a lot. But her character was nearly intolerable at times.

Skip to 1:10
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI[/youtube]

That was awesome. There is no word in any language on earth to express my hatred for that song. The whininess is brain-melting.