Instant NICO Classic

Post by **seyath** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:16 pm

So, today I am taking my sister along for a ride in my S13. I am trying to show her how much sharper my car is than my mother's '99 Maxima SE around the corners. There is a very nice sharp corner coming into my driveway so I decided to scare her a little bit and drift into the driveway. So of course she is yelling out and the car comes to a nice safe stop. I get out of the car and I am laughing my *** off looking at the thread marks I left. My sis follows along and she describes drifting in what is possibly the most original and somewhat accurate way I have ever heard: This sucks! It smells like someone farted... bad...really bad. So of course I tell her that when you go to a drifting event you breathe, eat and smell burned tires and the occasional crushed chassis. She turns around and is like: Whatever, it still smells like a bad fart, like when a fat old man farts, ewwwww.

Kids, she made me laugh so hard... so is this an instant classic or what?

Post by **Anand** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:42 pm

ummmmm........no

Post by **ILikeMy240sx** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:57 pm

haha what a simple answer... and so funny too.

Post by **jdmfreak** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:51 pm

Post by **navysnail** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:56 pm

nice one man, sounds like a guy i know

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:56 pm

all fun and games until you slam your sister into a tree like that...

play it safe kids.

btw, how old is she and is she hot? rofl

Post by **silkk** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:58 pm

She'll get used to it.

Post by **BB Turbo** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:08 pm

You better be posting pics=(

Website · Post by **usdm_180sx** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:09 pm

hahah that answer is an instant classic

Post by **BomexS13** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:14 pm

post pics of your sis

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:48 pm

Pics or ban!

Post by **AZhitman** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:25 pm

She's OBVIOUSLY never smelled THIS guy fart.

Post by **Dano** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:45 pm

AZhitman wrote:She's OBVIOUSLY never smelled THIS guy fart.

i wish that no1 gets to.

-Dan

Post by **seyath** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:09 am

She is 10 you sick bastards!!! Anyways, I would never drift or race with my little sister in the car. The only reason why I did it is because it was right in front on my driveway, which is pretty wide, the road is leveled, open and no cars were there. Nothing could have happened to I decided to scare her..... and no... I dont care if you are 10 too... I am not posting pictures...

Post by **MainEvent212** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:36 am

dude you must have a very level driveway entrance...if i tried to drift into my driveway i'd scrape the bottom of my hood lol

Website · Post by **creophus** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:57 am

Drifting INTO a driveway??? I'd flip my car if I tried that!

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