Injury Pictures!

[Ajax]

Last Saturday, I ran out of dry ice to remove sound deadening, so I resorted to the heat gun and scraper. Can't be too casual when scraping tar and holding a heat gun- burn results:
3 days later

5 days later, starting to scab

[MellowZ32]

I came here expecting to see broken bones and stitches. You sir have fail.
GOOD DAY!

[Ajax]

I apologize. If I start picking at the scabs and force bleeding, will that suffice?

[MellowZ32]

post pics first. Then we'll see!

[gammer_ghn]

thats nothing son.

[Otto.]

Burns suck. Hope it heals soon!

[Mr1der]

pfff....I got worse cooking fried chicken.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

pfff....I got worse cooking fried chicken.

Shirtless?
I tried searing some steak after I had gotten out of the shower. Gave me a hundred nice little 2nd degree burns all over my stomach. Ruined my steak too:(

[93coupe]

Really? That's it? I am leaving disappointed.

[LongBeachCoupe]

Nothing beats the pics of Phenom after everyone told him repeatedly not to put his springs on alone, then he caught his hand inj em lol

[Dire91]

Lets make this a really gross thread with nasty injury pictures starting..... NOW

[Otto.]

I'm down.



A pen went through the skin between my little finger and ring finger a couple years ago.

It was pretty cool. Didn't even hurt either.

I have a scar on my butt too but I aint taking pictures of that.

[krash]

it was moar awesome before the stitches

[Dattebayo]

From a few years ago...

[TroubleBound]

Someone get Loki in here. He wins.

[krash]

Dude, Loki's injuries were intense

[nissangirl74]

it was moar awesome before the stitches

Dude, that looks horribly painful. :eek

Someone get Loki in here. He wins.

QFT.

[krash]

you know what, it didn't really hurt much. It was more inconvenient than anything. I didn't really even know it was there until I saw a pool of blood

[themadscientist]

Anybody had their pecker filleted before? Anyone? I win.

[Mr1der]

I've snagged the scrote in a beard trimmer...

[themadscientist]

Shave the sac with a razor you gyrl!

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

I've snagged the scrote in a beard trimmer...

That's just asking for trouble.
Scissors to get the really long stuff off then a razor to get it baby smooth.

Hell..my balls are tougher than my face when it comes to shaving. No shaving cream and a dull razor.

[gmac708]

I got munched by a pit bull.









I was walking out to my car and heard a woman screaming "help me, somebody PLEASE!" down the street from where I worked. I could also hear dogs growling and yelping. I dropped my stuff and ran down the street and saw a younger woman (pregnant) sitting on the ground between two dogs that were fighting. There was blood on her and the dogs... she was screaming and people were running out of their houses and standing there, but doing nothing. I looked around for a weapon, but there wasn't even a stick or branch. I grabbed the closest dog by the collar and hit him as heard as I could right between the eyes. He didn't even blink. He just started chewing on my thumb. I used my other hand to grab the collar with both hands and started to lift him off the ground, trying to choke him. He got a few good "chomps" before I got him to stop moving around. I slammed him to the ground and was trying to figure out what to do next. He went limp for a few seconds, kind of being submissive, I figured I had a few seconds before he started "chomping". I looked around again for something to kill this dog with, but did not let go of him, still choking, knuckles up under his chin, blocking the windpipe.

The women said "let him go"..."he'll go in the backyard".

WTF?!?!? ...I thought no way I'm letting him go. He was limp. I figured he was almost dead.

She said "please let him go!"

I have no idea why I let him go, but I did. He got up and ran to the back of the house.

Did I tell you she was pregnant...and bloody. White shirt, white pants, I can still see her. I was so juiced on adrenalin I could not stand I one spot....

So the story was...She was going to be a single mom and she moved back home so her mom and dad could help out with the new baby. She brought her dog (the brown one) with her and it did not get along with her mom and dads dog (the white one). She took them out for a morning walk, with a leash, and they started fighting and she got tangled up and fell down while she was trying to separate them.

That's when I came along.

Cops and fire trucks came. My friend came over to pick me up and drive me to the doctors. He said that he would have handled it differently (he has a concealed carry permit and a gun).

Dogs were put down. She ended up going into labor that night because of the stress and ended up giving birth. My right thumb nail never grew back normal, it's all messed up. Must have damaged something inside.

I think back and wonder why I did it but I would probably do it again, I would hope somebody would do it for my wife or children. Makes a lot of sense to carry tazer or pepper spray when you and your dog go out for a walk. You never know...

I was told that the dogs skull is the thickest in the front, You need to hit them behind the ear. Funny how you get that kind of information after you need it... Where is a yard gnome when you need one?

Gord

[Otto.]

That's some crazy stuff!

[Dire91]

Wow thats an interesting experience. I'm glad you did something instead of standing around like everyone else, or something really bad could of happened.

[themadscientist]

real man; noun, One who possesses testicles of a proportion that inhibit normal locomotion. A man who doesn't waste time talking about getting things done, he just does it.
Exhibits kicking a** both figuratively and literally and is often used as a tool by karma to visit pain and justice on chumps and half-steppers. Doesn't care how tough you are, he's going to confirm it because it's what should be done.

Example=

I got munched by a pit bull.









I was walking out to my car and heard a woman screaming "help me, somebody PLEASE!" down the street from where I worked. I could also hear dogs growling and yelping. I dropped my stuff and ran down the street and saw a younger woman (pregnant) sitting on the ground between two dogs that were fighting. There was blood on her and the dogs... she was screaming and people were running out of their houses and standing there, but doing nothing. I looked around for a weapon, but there wasn't even a stick or branch. I grabbed the closest dog by the collar and hit him as heard as I could right between the eyes. He didn't even blink. He just started chewing on my thumb. I used my other hand to grab the collar with both hands and started to lift him off the ground, trying to choke him. He got a few good "chomps" before I got him to stop moving around. I slammed him to the ground and was trying to figure out what to do next. He went limp for a few seconds, kind of being submissive, I figured I had a few seconds before he started "chomping". I looked around again for something to kill this dog with, but did not let go of him, still choking, knuckles up under his chin, blocking the windpipe.

The women said "let him go"..."he'll go in the backyard".

WTF?!?!? ...I thought no way I'm letting him go. He was limp. I figured he was almost dead.

She said "please let him go!"

I have no idea why I let him go, but I did. He got up and ran to the back of the house.

Did I tell you she was pregnant...and bloody. White shirt, white pants, I can still see her. I was so juiced on adrenalin I could not stand I one spot....

So the story was...She was going to be a single mom and she moved back home so her mom and dad could help out with the new baby. She brought her dog (the brown one) with her and it did not get along with her mom and dads dog (the white one). She took them out for a morning walk, with a leash, and they started fighting and she got tangled up and fell down while she was trying to separate them.

That's when I came along.

Cops and fire trucks came. My friend came over to pick me up and drive me to the doctors. He said that he would have handled it differently (he has a concealed carry permit and a gun).

Dogs were put down. She ended up going into labor that night because of the stress and ended up giving birth. My right thumb nail never grew back normal, it's all messed up. Must have damaged something inside.

I think back and wonder why I did it but I would probably do it again, I would hope somebody would do it for my wife or children. Makes a lot of sense to carry tazer or pepper spray when you and your dog go out for a walk. You never know...

I was told that the dogs skull is the thickest in the front, You need to hit them behind the ear. Funny how you get that kind of information after you need it... Where is a yard gnome when you need one?

Gord

[Mr1der]

you should see Gordan drink. Man's man.

[car nut]

I burned myself pretty badly. See the bits of black skin? The whole thing was about the size of a nickel and almost 1/8th" deep.

[Mr1der]

what'd you do it with?

it looks like it should be in a bun with mustard on it.

[car nut]

Hahaha. I was doing a 5ft long crotch weld on quarter inch steel. Finished, turned off the machine, took of my helmet and gloves and put my hands down on the table like an idiot. It bled for a good 12 hours. Its all healed now, but my nerves on that finger are f***.