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[wickedpelf]

OK this might be kidna stupid but me and my friends think they are funny...

Episode 1...Exhaust

<Alex gets a package in the mail>

Father: Alex what is this?

Alex: oh its exhaust for my 240sx

Father: whats that supposed to before, whats wrong with the one on there now?

Alex: this one will open up the exhuast and let the gasses flow out fast giving me more horsepower(HP)!

Father: why do u want that? no one is going to see the exhaust its under the car. I would ahve rather gotten the clear turnsignals.

Alex: well those wont give me more HP...

Father: Well how much faster is this going to make it?

Alex: not too much faster no more than 5-10 hp...barely even notice it.

Father: oh ok if thats it, i still would have got somethign people can see.

[MainEvent212]

oh...heh, i get it....

ok so i'm lying like saddam at a UN meeting...what are we talkin about here?

[wickedpelf]

sadly enough these are REAL conversations my "friend" and his fater had lol i just thought people might get a kick outta the stuff...

[Bunta240]

meh, doesnt sound too far off between my conversations with my dad.

[Mr1der]

I'm glad I haven't talked to my father in 4 years....

luckily, anyone else doesn't question stuff I do with cars other then my uncle, and he just laughs cuz I got a Ford (hey, who doesn't?). But he likes driving it....