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Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:44 pm
Yep.
BMW tried it in the 80s using "FIA displacement equivalency" system for boosted cars, trying to pass off a turbo six 7 series as a 745i. Nobody bought it, and it went away with the next generation. But it's back in full force now, with utter bullcrap like the CLA45 AMG, which is a Turbo 2.0, nothing even closely resembling 4.5. Sure, that turbo four is very very powerful (in fact, the latest variant is supposedly the highest specific-output production engine in history). But it's not a 4.5. It's a 2.0. And you can go on all day about boost, but I can put a turbo on a 4.5 V8 or V12 just as easily as you can put one on a transverse four. And what do I call that? 590i?
Lexus is worse, if anything. Passing hybridization off as though it's the same as forced induction. LX450h my a**.
Honestly, it's not much different from 80s and 90s Ford cramming gutless, tiny V6s everything just so they could put a V6 badge on it, when everybody else's fours were still better anyway. It's all just marketing upbadging to make your car sound better, and it's shady.
If we're numbering things by engine size but not really engine size, just sort of adjusted engine size, it's not just dumb and meaningless, it's now also shadier than a backalley crack deal out of a V6 Tempo.
Of course, Nissan isn't innocent here. 200sx had displacements both higher AND lower than 2 liters. Q45 was 4.1 liters for a few years.
But I do think that of all brands, Nissan screwed up the alphanumeric naming the most. With Audi and BMW, it was pretty clear which car was which. The 3 was the smallest (just like Mazda). The 7 was the biggest. Until very recently, you could also safely assume odd numbers were sedans and evens were coupes, etc.
But Nissan started in the middle and worked out both ways, introducing new models in between in really weird ways, and not establishing a clear floor or ceiling for reference. As a result, I honestly don't remember if a QX60 is an EX or an FX or a Pathfinder or what. Especially weird when they kept the old former-G35 Q50 (Q60? Q40? ugh...I don't even remember) but THEN DROPPED ITS MODEL NUMBER ONE SLOT LOWER. So the SAME EXACT CAR was a Q50 one year and a Q40 the next year (I think it was 50 and 40, anyway). But why the @#$%^ start at 50? Why not 10? Or 20? Or 30 like the Germans? And why skip some numbers, fill them in later, etc? It might make sense on your big ol' corporate product planning 10-year whiteboard sketch, but means less than jack to average carbuyers. Even to enthusiasts. Nobody had trouble remembering that the Q was the luxboat, the M was the muscle, the G was the little one. But 40, 50, 60, 70, 80. Oh, look, I like those Q...wait. Is that a 50 or a 60? I don't even remember. Plus they all look identical. Is that the one with the V8 or the V6? Who even knows. Does Infiniti? Probably not without refering to a spreadsheet.