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Sun May 30, 2004 6:19 pm
Welp, here is the official Indy 500 (After Action Report).
Repoman and I had a friend that came into town on R&R from Baghdad. (Major props go out to the First Armor Division!) Repo, a bunch of friends and I met up at the Rathskeller for good German food and beer on Friday night. After catching some shuteye we rallied in Greenwood, Indiana to make our journey to Speedway. Repoman had the hookup with the Hummer H2 and we took off to the track. We encountered some traffic, but its pretty amazing how easy it is to get through traffic with a H2. We parked at a friend's house that gave us the hookup to park for free and we hung out at his house while the first rain delay went on. For you folks that have never experienced the "500" before, it is literally one big party in the town of Speedway. People put up tents and have cookouts and breakfast buffets. After drinking half out beers, we walked over to the track to pick up our tickets (ask Repoman, nothing goes with Coors Light like eggs and bacon!)...
We found our seats and got situated for the race. As luck would have it, we as right behind Dario Franchitti's pit crew. Which meant that we got to look at Ashley Judd all day long.
After the second rain delay of the day the sun came out to help dry and track. Subsequently, the tops of the women started to come off as well (Hey this is the "500" show us your...) we were also paid a visit by NICO's own moderator Simmsled
All in all it was a pretty good race. I think we learn a few valuable lessons for the F-1 race next month.1. Bring more beer. Rain delays only make you ration your beer.2. The $.87 rain ponchos from Wal-Mart were a lifesaver. Even though it makes you look like you are a giant sandwich bag.3. The quickest way from Rockville Road to the track is... (do you really think we are gonna give our little secret away?)4. Bring more beer. Running out of beer halfway through the race makes things get very ugly. It also means you have to pay $4 for a beer. 5. Track security is lax. You can basically get away with bringing anything into the track you way, as long as it fits in a 14"X14" cooler. 6. Repoman makes an excellent Sherpa. Give him the cooler to carry to the track.