Tonight I will prepare the 13lb beef brisket and finish cleaning house.

Get up early tomorrow and start smoking the brisket.
Haul the arsenal out of the gun safe(s) and enjoy a family shooting day in the back yard. I think I'll set up a friendly target competition, and maybe invite the new neighbors. Then clean everything, they all need a once-over.

Relax in pool with a beer or two.

Nom smoked brisket, beer brats, and some other goodies.
And most importantly, remember those patriots that sacrificed everything to free us from tyrannical government.

...then set off a s*** of fireworks. ( I have more in the attic somewhere)

Short of wrenching on a muscle car that I don't have, I can't think of anything more American to do. Any thoughts?




