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Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:24 am
it was slated to be a gorgeous weekend, so since i had friday off, i washed up the car for a fuel wasting day on saturday. i decided that visiting kent falls in western ct would make for a cool trip. wake up, fill up with fuel, stop by parents' house for free breakfast, then i'm off. first stop, springfield, ma to grab the gf. next, off to mark's house to rev the engine incessantly in hopes to wake up a sleeping mrs. mark (failed mission btw ). set the destination on the gps and we're off. surprisingly, it only took me on one highway for maybe 10 miles, everything else was country back roads. perfect.
we're cruising along, windows down, music blasting (sorry gf, i want to drive, not chat) checking out the sights. she wasn't fast enough with her camera to snap off pics so i missed out on a lot of shots and i couldn't be bothered to pull u-turns every 5 minutes. i did make one u-turn at a scenic overlook, which turned out to be a dam that i never knew existed (saville dam in barkhamstead).
for some reason i didn't snap a pic of the other side, which was just as beautiful. back on the road. shortly after leaving the dam, my gps caught a case of mental diarrhea and rebooted itself, but it powered right back up without needing to reset the destination. about 45 minutes out of kent, i hear one of the dreaded road trip statements come from the passenger seat "i'm hungry", followed by the other "and i gotta pee". fine . no fast food except for a closed down kfc. i made an observation that the african american community in that area must be non existant due to there being a closed down kfc. she called me a racist, i lol'd.
finally arrive in kent and we decide on a pizza place downtown. worst, slowest, service, EVER!!!!!! 15 minutes to get a menu after being seated, another 10 to place drink orders, 10 to get drinks and place food order. food came promptly, but they never came back to check on us, 30 minutes after finishing eating to flag down someone to get the check and box for leftovers. another 15 minutes to finally get the check, no box. i was paying cash and subsequently started deducting dollar bills every five minutes from the tip until we got that box. started with a good $5 tip, ended with a buck. the place wasn't even busy.
we finally get to the waterfall and after crossing the field to the foot of it, we start the hike to the top.
around the center of this next shot is a fallen tree that's landed between a "V" shaped branch. my gf made a point to comment on how it looked like a pen15 in a vagina.
we got about 2/3 of the way up before turning back. i warned her to wear proper footwear, but you know wimmin . before heading back, i back tracked a bit to grab a photo for dave
since we were headed back to springfield, not windsor, gps took us a different way back. again, my passenger wasn't on the ball with rolling shots.
so what's a day long cruise without a race challenge? i'm going up i-91 back to my gf's house in springfield, cruising along at 70-75mph. i notice this mustang coming up from behind in the right hand lane. he matches my speed for a few seconds and does the stare down/nod, but because of my window tints, he can't really see my response. so he accelerates a bit and i notice him doing the same thing, but he's looking at me through his side mirror. i lol and keep driving at the same pace (btw, it's a current gen mustang, pre-tweaked body).
gf-what's so funny?me-that guy wants to race.gf-how do you know?me-because he gave me the look. look, he's staring at me through his mirror right now.gf-that's stupid, because he looked at you, you think he wants to race?me-yup. watch, now he's going to slow down to get next to us again.
*mustang driver slows down and matches speed, again.
gf-how did you know he was going to do that?me-because he wants to race. they all do the same thing. next he'll slow down, then speed up past us, then slow down again to get next to us.
*mustang driver then does everything i described to a "t". it's at this point i can clearly hear he's sc'd.
gf-omg, i can't believe that. you better not race him, especially not with me in the car. i can't believe he would do that when you have a female in your car.me-relax, i'm not going to race him. i don't race people, it's stupid. he'll slow down and take off all fast soon enough. if we're lucky, we'll get to honk at him later while he's explaining to a cop why he was going so fast.
so during my whole explanation about how guys race each other to compare c***/ego sizes, the dude slows down and does the racer fly-by. my gf was amazed at how predictable the whole thing was. it's now very clear that any past bf's weren't car guys. unfortunately, i didn't get to see him get pulled over, once he took off, we didn't see him again. too bad, i was looking forward to it.
so that was it. we got back to her house where i kicked off my shoes, lied down and we watched a movie until sleepy time.
btw, by the time i got back to home base, i clocked 300 miles exactly, one tank of fuel (i could have gone more, but i was already by the gas station), and i calculated 29.5mpg. not bad for a 15 year old car with 138k on it. not bad at all.
Modified by numbnuts240 at 6:43 AM 4/5/2010