IMO the best work out machine ever made!

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Never knew that they made a shakeweight...for men. :facepalm:

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I'm so ordering one.

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ADDirishboy wrote:I'm so ordering one.
I necessary purchase after your roommates moved out?

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Surprising that it didn't make this list:

http://www.vibrationexercise.ca/vibrati ... -guide.htm

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AppleBonker wrote:
ADDirishboy wrote:I'm so ordering one.
I necessary purchase after your roommates moved out?
My arms have gotten smaller now that I can't double fist 2 dudes at onc.... wait, what? :inout:

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why not order two then?

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can you handle one in each hand? :naughty:

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I still think this is the best workout machine for men.

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I busted out laughing the first time I saw that advertised on television. I jerk off way harder than that and I dont look as ripped as that guy. I must be doing it wrong. Shakeweights are for p******, and I dont even lift weights. lol

btw... I wonder if you have to lube it up often?

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1:33


Look at his f*cking face.

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you could just put those wrist weights around your wrists and jerk off. same effect, but so much more fun

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tm1218 wrote:I busted out laughing the first time I saw that advertised on television. I jerk off way harder than that and I dont look as ripped as that guy. I must be doing it wrong. Shakeweights are for p******, and I dont even lift weights. lol

btw... I wonder if you have to lube it up often?
:spitout: You're gonna need KY NIce and Hot. The commercials don't tell you, but you're also gonna need a face-retainer to prevent you from making the wrong kinds of facial expressions.

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Loki wrote:I still think this is the best workout machine for men.

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Alison Angel is so hot!
did you see the pix where she sticks a bottle up her..?

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I'm gonna get the gf one of these as a gag gift... :laugh:

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"The faster you shake, the more intense and challenging your workout."
:lolling:

Vince should be pimping this thing with his, "You'll love my nuts" tagline.

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the girls commercial is awesome.

But, you know, as ghey as that looks, it looks like like it would work.

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I think this is a repost, saved by Alison Angel!

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krash wrote:But, you know, as ghey as that looks, it looks like like it would work.
Ehhh... no it doesn't. It would work about as well as shaking a bottle of ketchup... :poke:

BTW, it may be a little hard to tell... but the thing ain't even battery powered. It's pretty much just a bar, some springs and some light weights. Stick to dumbbells...

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Have you been "shaking some weight"?

Yea you're probably right.

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MellowS13 wrote:did you see the pix where she sticks a bottle up her..?
Not previously. But thanks for the heads up. And thank you google...

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krash wrote:Have you been "shaking some weight"?

Yea you're probably right.
Nah... like an idiot, I wondered to myself if this product actually works and I looked up some reviews. Of course it doesn't f**king work!

Even if it did work, I could never buy it based simply on the fact that it looks like that you're practicing giving hand-jobs. And oh my god, please don't ever open your mouth with one of these things in your hand... :eek:
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MellowS13 wrote:
Loki wrote:I still think this is the best workout machine for men.

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Alison Angel is so hot!
did you see the pix where she sticks a bottle up her..?
:ohsnap :boink: :drool:

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Mmmmmm Alison Angel. One of the few blondes I find attractive.


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