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Fri May 30, 2008 5:47 am
wow lotta hostility! looks like i have to repost a favorite post i wrote some time back w/ some addtions of course!.....so here ya go!
your all DORKS...im selling my stupid coupe... getting the hyundai genesis....and will blow the doors off all you...debaged, fake sticker havin', LED'd, HID'd, wanna be Fast and Furious, "oh my grill is ugly" whinning...."how do i roll up my window?" asking.... "what's the best wheel ?"cryin'..."oh i hurt my knee" complainin'.... "my 2.5 rocks!" boastin'....."im gonna change my coupe to a RWD" dreamin....."lets get a group buy on NISMO tire valve caps!" wishin'...A**SES
-your coupe wont beat a Z or G....-your coupe is not a race car...-spoilers wont make it fast..-endlinks and sway bars wont give it a medal in the slalom-all the exhuast does it make teeny boopers go "ooooo" as you "fly by" at 35mph in a school zone..then have the ballz to ask "why'd i get a ticket?"-if ya want your car lower....have some of your fat friends squeeze their jello laden bodies in the back as you jam to New Kids on the Block on your sound system that cost MORE than the CAR...-YOUR STUPID LIGHTED TRIM KICK PLATES WONT MAKE IT AN INFINITI!-and for the last time...20+ chromes look like absoult SH*T on the car...don't ask..cause if you have to ask...and you can't for yourself see it looks absoultly hidious..then please dont gross the rest of us out by posting ur stupid cell phone pic and asking for any validation...you aint getting it...
if ya wanted a G..all the dumb stupid mods your making plus the cost of the silly castrated, toy of wanna be luxury "sport" car....would have added up to one already!
Your "COUPE" is a god damn, christ forsaken, moses stinkin', allah freakin', jehova smellin', war mongerin', tree huggin', toilet stainin', sink cloggin', gay, straight, bi, druggy, goody two shoes... 2 door freaking ALTIMA!!It's glorified family car aimed at spoiled brats whose daddy's won't buy em porsches, soccer moms with age complexes and older guys whose mid life crisis' have come early but dont have the $$ for a REAL midlife crisis sport car! ... So deal with it!
-you were all newbies at one point.-you are all geeks, dorks, bweebs to someone.-your post count dont mean jack, cause in the end....you dont mean jack!-mcheddadi is not your personal photoshop tool...the man has a skill that gets upwards of 75 to 100 an hour in the real world...respect that.-dont bother rjdmmfl1 with..."um what fuse do i need to run my 20$ clarion radio"....hes another skilled technician who earned and learned a skill.
so go sit in that overdone, overpraised, under powered, under made, wannabe rice a roni wind up match box "car" you have.....push button the thing on....run two glass radiator tubes from your after market "wish it could increase the horse power" exhaust to your too dark tinted windows....and have a nice nap listening to your depche mode on your 10000000000 watt aftermarket radio....
don't worry we'll find you..afterall you do have 6000k hids in your lows and your fogs...and LIGHTED TOE PLATES....
and finally....the only way peace is realized is through frackin' war so kiss my
AHHHH...now that's getting off the wrong side of the bed!~