If Your M Could Talk...

[mrclean2]

If your M45/M35 could talk… What do you think it would say to you?

Mine tells me all the time, “You see that curve up ahead… It’s got your name written all over it… Just ignore that 25mph speed limit… That’s for beginners.”

[jbillion]

Mine says "I know the spedometer says 80mph but it feels so smooth, you can go a little bit faster."

[Huy]

"Don't park me next to that beater"

[striz923]

Mine says "wash me you JERK, I am too beautiful to be dirty".

Then on the highway it says, "just a little faster, we are barely going the speed limit", and I reply "No we are going 80 thank you", then it says "So, my speed limit is 100", then I say "well you can pay my fine", then it says...

oh wait, this is out of control.

[macmanks]

Mine says "I can't believe you tried that LS430 for six weeks...I am so glad you traded it in for me!" You, I and the open Kansas highways make an excellent threesome!

[Sazar]

"It's time to Kick *** and Chew Gum... and you're all out of Bubble Gum"

[Bawkchicken]

I told you... sipping fuel is for p******. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

[mrclean2]

Mine just told me on the way to work this morning.... "Stop farting in the seats!"

[M45-Zero260]

"I told you not to let the wife drive me!"

[jonlex99]

"I told you not to let the wife drive me!"

MIne feels the same way.

[striz923]

"I told you not to let the wife drive me!"

AWESOME!!!

[palincal]

"Turn off that fuel economy screen and enjoy the ride YOU MORON!"

[regtwelve]

"Wipe that smirk off your face, that STi wasn't actually racing you"

[mpgmusic]

Mine says:I can't believe you are spending another evening in the garage cleaning every inch inside and out AGAIN!

:-)

[LEXKYM45]

Mine says . . . ." Captain, Permission to go to Warp speed sir?! " Permission granted.

[hfmstretch]

"Stop using the ICC like you have a futuristic car with auto-pilot and drive me"

[M45Caliber]

Mine says "beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks" oh, and then "wash the tire dust off the rear quarter panels, Mario..."

[John2]

All of the above!

My M35x seems to have multiple personalities, though. One day it's all "man, I am one cool ride, right out of the box", then the next day it's "why aren't you dropping me and puttin' the wide wheels on ... VIP style is the bomb", but then I get "you know that there's a turbo kit, intake, and cat-back exhaust out there somewhere with my name on it".

But mostly it's just "Let's Go!"

[Double E]

Mine screams "G" is for girls! each time we pass a G,

and..."Q is for....well, let's just get down the road, shal we?"

[luxurycarowner]

Mine says, this is the best decision you have ever made. And never compare me to a Lexus ES and Cadillac CTS again. OK.

I reply: I'm sorry, it will never happen again.

[CakeDaddy]

Mine says, "Pull up behind that Lexus GS so I can stick all of this big V8 in that tiny exhaust hole"

[mazz]

mine does talk i seem to hear please make a legal u-turn quite often

[Boon]

"Somebody hit me again while you were in the store"
Modified by Boon at 7:18 PM 10/13/2008

[striz923]

"Somebody hit me again while you were in the store"

I actually laughed out loud when I read this! That being said, man that sucks...

[Boon]

Yea I don't know what it is but this car has been hit 3 times while I have been in the store, nothing huge but 2 times it spidered the paint and the other is a nice scratch on the door. People love to hurt my baby!

[Black Beauty]

I know exactly how you feel ... there are just so many haters out there! You know what I say to those people? You should've got an M.

[DRIPS]

Isabelle would say "how about one more coat of wax?!"