If your girl denies sex, try this:

[SeVa-S13]

Well I ain't seen our resident suspension naziette so I was just leaving the options open. And I really don't wanna get into relationship advice because I'm sure she knows damn well an attractive girl can upgrade if her current beau isn't meeting expectations. I'm also sure if homeboy is a normal male, her taking a day off of work (or whatever it is that fatigues her so) and engaging in some reindeer games might help revive some adolescent-like lust.

Shiiit, I'd happily trade for once a week. Just moving her and being new I've met almost no people, broke car and I've spent all my time either working on that or trying to find a job.

*Sigh*

[Mr1der]

you still have me baby.

[SeVa-S13]

You <3 me rong time?

[Mr1der]

nothing too bookoo for me.

[NX95240]

thats pretty funny ..

[andrave]

sky-its not you, its not him... its just time. same **** happened to me and mine... I think familiarity kills the libido.

[Dirtylou]

That is great stuff...In all seriousness, I think I'm way too nice to do that. Sometimes I wish I was a cocky smartass but it never seems to happen.Damn.lol

[OneFastStanza]

That was hilarious. I was really going to say you were an idiot until I read the end. Too funny

[Neejay]

heh, thats a good one

I wouldnt ever have the heart to do something like that.

[HashiriyaS14]

That's awesome.

My gf buys whatever she wants, but luckily she does it with her dad's money, not mine, lol.

[s13sr20chris]

i should prob not say this but...

once my wife jokingly said she was going to "cut me off".

i jokingly replied, "how could you, if you dont know im getting it".

heh, almost 5 years happily married and we still have our sense of humor.

[Chingon]

hey...heard that one too!!

[s13sr20chris]

yeah, when i first heard it i knew i had to try it.

[JESTER]

That was great.

Then I saw nightfall's picture he posted, and nearly fell out of my chair.