If you were a hired assassin...

Post by **Sircnay** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

What car would you use to go around spreading death and why?

Personally I think the MR2 or a turbocharged S14 would work perfectly. I'd use the S14 when I had to kidnap someone. MR2 when it's a nice quick run and gun.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

a busted *** Crown Vic. can't be in something that stands out.

while not working however, it's on like neckbone!

Post by **Rex** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

You ever see Grosse Pointe Blank?

Post by **prigo** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

A black turbo caravan, with a mounted minigun that I can operate out the side door.

Post by **180crafter** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

My Car. Busted on the outside, Redtopped Anger on the inside. But optimum choice would be a Busa.....

Post by **240sxGT** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Any one seen the movie "Ronin"?Audi S8!

Post by **Sircnay** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

If you had the Hayabusa, where would you put the dead body?

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

leave it there, just get into the next state by morning.

besides, what assassin is gonna take a body, you gotta leave it there to make a point.

Post by **Sircnay** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Sometimes I mess up on a job and then I have to take the body with me.... I mean... uh... *runs*

Post by **180crafter** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Eat the brains, leave the rest.

Post by **Jesda** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

I second the Dodge turbo minivan. Also, a Taurus SHO.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

haha **** the SHO, too likely to breakdown on you...

oh, in the movie The Hitman, Chuck Norris drove a 35th Anniv. Thunderbird SC:D (they dubbed over a v8 exhuast note though:()

Post by **jdmfreak** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Civic coupe. There's just too many of them.

A bike would also be a great choice. It'll have to be black though for night time driving.

Post by **180fan** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Euro spec mini. Easy to drive around, can manuver, and toss a body in the back. For when it's not carrying a body, be porking in the back too, you know, for extra data collection James Bond style.

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

i would have to agree. A civic but with a supercharger of course

Who would i wanted killed? thats easy

Richard Simmons...

Post by **Onizuka** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Toyota JZX100 Chaser, why just kill when you can kill and get away in a 1JZGTE powered RWD sedan and look good doing it. Room for 4 dead bodies in the trunk and 4 hot ladies in the cabin.

Post by **TrunkMonkey** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

a black aston martin vanquish.

-demetrius

Post by **Cold_Zero** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

All answers are wrong!Lets come back to reality boys and girls. The correct answer is:I would walk to and from my jobs in the city like Leon in the Professional. Man I love that movie.

bud

Post by **prigo** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Im lazy though, no walk for me.

Post by **Rex** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Cold_Zero wrote:All answers are wrong!Lets come back to reality boys and girls. The correct answer is:I would walk to and from my jobs in the city like Leon in the Professional. Man I love that movie.

bud

Didn't he take a cab one time??

GREAT movie.

Post by **Cold_Zero** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

He took a cab to the police station right? To go bail out Natalie Portman?

Post by **Rex** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

You're right he took the cab on the way to save her, not for a cleaning job.

Post by **Nismo_Freak** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

Green Honda Civic EX Coupe Auto

The most mundane car ever... and I would slip thallium nitrate into their drinks. Clean, no mess, no noise, and I am long gone by the time the effects are shown. Plus it creates public paranoia in poisoning cases so the police would have to deal with that aspect. They would chase false leads and generally have very very little evidence and speculation to go off of.

Post by **crzycav86** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

A tank.

Ever play the tank level in Goldeneye for n64? bwahaha

Post by **SmithSR** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

BMW Eight Hundred Fifty, circa 1991

Post by **jdmfreak** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

What if Solid Snake popped up. A couple chaff grenades and he's got you.

Post by **Zydeco** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

I would drive a Nissan R390 or TVR Speed 12 and rember "guns for show and Knives for a pro!"

Post by **Sircnay** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

I like the Chaser Idea. I've seen the "spare tire" space, there's enough room down there to hide your suitcase full of rifles and handguns.

Post by **Project240** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

w1ngzer0 wrote:Who would i wanted killed? thats easy

Richard Simmons...

Only famous person I've ever seen. No s***. In the Denver airport, like 5 years ago, he was decked out in the spandex shorts and tight t-shirt and 'fro and everything. I couldn't believe it, just stood there in disbelief as he flounced away towards his gate.

As for the car, I'm with J-Spec Tuner.....gotta go with the Chaser. Blacked out, with enough 1JZ power to get away from any law enforcement agency on the globe

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:35 am

-]sTm[-HeavyHips wrote:I would drive a Nissan R390 or TVR Speed 12 and rember "guns for show and Knives for a pro!"

no way, use a hammer or something, make it look like a crime of passion!

sloppy murder is the way to go! but not too sloppy;)

If you were a hired assassin...

If you were a hired assassin...

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