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Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:08 pm
Make it outta stainless and make it a RWD/4WD, NOT AWD.
3 pedals as well.
That's all. Don't care if it only has 40HP or gets 1 MPG.
Coupe, truck, sedan, HB, don't care, as long as the body doesn't fall apart in 50+ years of winter driving in eastern North America, then it'll be f*** awesome.
1) If that's too much then a RWD or a mechanical 4WD not electronic...(not AWD either)
2) Decent 6 Speed manual with an available 6-7 speed automatic with no flappy paddles. For the manual, the shifter should feel like an older Ferrari and the clutch should be pretty close to a semi truck with no air assist. A 300mm diameter clutch should be standard, there is no such thing as overkill. For the auto, torque converter only, none of that dual clutch crap, no one likes to bog from a light. Also, the automatic transmission models must have a way to change line pressure, none of that "sport, comfort, race" mode crap, must have a dial that will increase or decrease line pressure.
Neither transmission has to be "built", I'd prefer a cheaper one that won't handle much torque, why? Keep reading.
3) Station wagon.
4) For the chassis....if possible, body on frame, makes repairing and performing body alignments much easier.
If BOF is not possible, then a space frame aluminum chassis, if that's still too much, then a unibody WITH NO f*** BOXES. Either flat bar or solid steel, none of that boxed frame BS where moisture loves to chill and start to rust the chassis. Also, the chassis must be the top priority when designing the vehicle....as in, cheap out on engine internals, interior design and interior pieces, don't think twice about panel gaps, if the panels stay on without someone holding it, then it's good. The chassis needs to be able to resist rust for at least 35 years of being driven in eastern North America during the winter. What's the point of buying a car and not be able to drive it in the snow? Hell what's the point of buying a new car knowing that you're gonna have to replace it at least once in your lifetime...The frame needs to be designed so that there is NO way for the salt or any moisture to be able to be kicked up into any boxed section and also have proper drainage for rain water and snow...designed it so it doesn't even go inside the frame, keep all the rain outside. Another thing, have proper jacking spots, using pinch welds to jack up a car is a joke. No one wants to f*** spend 10 minutes trying to figure out where the reinforced pinch welds are, I want a solid chunk of metal underneath it where I can just stick a jack in and not worry about bending anything...think BOF. If there's a design that allows it to resist for pretty much ever but looks f*** ugly, DO IT, WHO CARES.
Suspension: Almost dangerously cheap control arms with cheap s*** rubber bushings, these can always be upgraded by the owner, so who gives a fack. Just make sure they're not noisy and that they don't rust before they wear out. Would prefer double wishbone on all four corners, but if not possible due to the large budget spent on rust proofing, then MacPherson front with double wishbone rear.
Also, P/S should be an option, and so should HICAS. I love HICAS. HICAS FTW. High Capacity Active Steering. Hickus, High Kaas.
5) Cheap cheap cheap cheappppppppppply built interior. All that money has to go chassis design, interior bits can easily be replaced....but body parts can't. However, interior does need to have soft touch surfaces. Cheap seats as well, ever sat in a mid 90's Neon? Those kind of seats with manual adjustments. Seats can always be replaced with nicer aftermarket ones.
A/C must be optional, and if equipped, make it cold, so very very cold. There should also be an option to delete the heater for those who don't wanna risk having a leaky heater core in 15 years and causing the interior to....rust... The car should come standard with a CD deck/Radio. However, there must be an option to fully delete it, including all wiring. There should also be an option for a tape deck, bluetooth and Navi. No back up cameras. It's a f*** station wagon.
Four speakers, that is all, nothing more, nothing less, maybe a couple of tweeters and that's it. Gotta keep it light. Speakers should be easily accessible, must have 6.5" on all for corners.
Instrument cluster bulbs must be really cheap and extremely easy to remove and replace.
6) Low maintenance cost, which means, oil filter should be right there in front of your face. Nothing else to say here...
7) Halogen lamps in projector housings. Also, provisions for projector driving AND projector fog lamps. None of that LED strip. Gotta keep it cheap, but allow for easy modifications, therefore no HID's. Make it extremely easy to change the light bulb. Tail lamps, turn signals, parking lamps gotta use 194/1156/1157 bulbs cause they're so f*** cheap. No one wants to go to a dealer to get expensive 4057 bulbs.
Also, a rather high ride height would be nice for the 4WD model, gotta keep it as a daily driver. People who want a low car will obviously lower it..., but for those who want a high car won't really increase the ride height...
8) Warranty....if the parts are cheap enough, reliable, and the car is easy to work on...eh to warranty? I guess a 5 year should do for the power train and the drive train.
For frame, at least 40 years for heavy salt driving.
9) Stock wise:
2.6L+ with a tallllllllllllllllllllllllllll deck and cam in bucket head with variable timing. Also, long a** rods and a big f*** bore, which means big a** valves. Need to make peak torque at around 2500 RPM and continue till 5000. Limiter should be set to 6000.
No boost.
CHEAP and lightweight pistons and rods, but a fully counterweight crankshaft.
Piston oil squirters, or at least provisions for them
Provisions on the block for turbo oil lines.
As for ignition, make it as cheap as you can, reliable though, however just enough power to ignite the mixture, that's it, make it misfire crazy under 1 pound of boost, that kind of cheap.
Another thing, 10 rib belt and pulleys, cause someone WILL want to throw a fat supercharger on it.
Cheap cheap cheap cast exhaust manifolds, just make sure they don't crack that's all. No f*** given about horsepower gains from the manifold, which connects to a cheap crush bent exhaust.
Also, for models that have ABS and TC, there should be a switch to turn it all off.