Well, I've got two big morons on my mind right now. yesterday on my way to school, i got behind a concrete truck. this is slow-moving morning traffic jam traffic. And out of nowhere, the guy just dumps concrete on the road. Everywhere. It got on my tires, but i got it off before it hardened, and it left a huge chunk in the middle of the road.
And now for today.
I'm pulling out of school, and they have a rent-a-cop who attempts to direct traffic. Normally, its this awesome old guy, but they replaced him with some guy that thinks he's a real cop. Anyway, i was pulling out and turning left. No one was coming from the left, and a mercury marquis is coming from the right at approximately 3 mph, and flashes his lights, signaling for me to go ahead. So I do, and get in traffic. 2 minutes later, this douchebag rent-acop comes up to my car, taps on the window, and says these immortal words:
Rent-a-cop: "Do you know what an infinite mistake is?"Me: "What?"RAC: "Do you know what an infinite mistake is?"Me: "uh, no?"RAC: "It's what almost happened when your infiniti nearly got smashed to pieces back there."Me: "by that red car? He flashed his lights at me to go in front of him. and even if thats not what he was doing, he was going 5 mph and about 100 ft behind me."RAC: "Well I'm not going to report you, but you teenagers drive like maniacs. I'm not having any accidents on my watch. No sirree."
At this point i roll up my window while he goes on and I proceed to drive off into the sunset. I wanted to use the words of peter griffin of Family guy and ask him "geez, how long have you been waiting to crack out that gem?" or just smack the guy...
Idiots.
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Re: Idiots.
I30T wrote:RAC: "Do you know what an infinite mistake is?"
What a h0m0... you should'a asked him if he thought that one up all by himself.
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i got kicked out of a empty parking lot by a rent-a-cop for some innocous engine-revving, and for going around a cement island twice. he kind of followed me through the whole lot, on my way out till i stopped because i thought it was someone i knew. (since it was an unmarked car) he acted as if he was taking down my license plate number, but i don't think the other rent-a-cop in the lincoln towncar could hear him with the windows up 
i still want to go in there when i see that car and blow by sideways and leave. :evilhahai'll never do it though.
i still want to go in there when i see that car and blow by sideways and leave. :evilhahai'll never do it though.
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Reminds me of the great scene from Grosse Pointe Blank, when Paul Spericki (Jeremy Piven) is showing the house and the neighborhood rent a cop shows up and Martin Blank (John Cusack) discusses when/if he's allowed to use "force". (RAC, not allowed to use force, discussing the use of force with a hitman)
Wasn't he driving like a Saturn or a Taurus???
Wasn't he driving like a Saturn or a Taurus???
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rent a cops aren't people. They are jerks who need a place with authority. They trip of yelling at kids. If that gives them kicks, good, atleast they aren't getting in bar fights or something. If they could write tickets or something i would be worried, then it would matter. Like ******* cops that look for kids...they suck...i know
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A mall security gaurd came up to me one time as i was sitting in front of the mall waiting for my girlfriend to come out. He knocked on my window and says "This is a no parking area, please remove your vehicle from the area now. Can't you read the signs, its a no parking zone" I was like WTF there is no signs that I can see, so I stay there. 2 minutes later he drives by in the passenger seat of the security car, and rolls down his window and signals me to move and gives me a dirty look. I stay. Finally my gf comes out just as he passes in his security car again. He pulls up behind me and put on his little yellow light thats on the dash and starts walking towards my car. So I slowly start driving away, and he keeps following me. After about 2 minutes of walking behind me, he gives up and stops. So I stop my car. He then starts running towards my car, so I speed up again, still in first gear. It was like that gag on TV when someone goes to grab the door handle you speed up. Everytime he got close to me I sped up.So he gives up again and turns around. By this time his buddy in the security car has driven to pick him up and they start tailing me. They follow me to the stop sign at the exit of the parking lot, and they pull up right to my ***. So I put my car in reverse, as soon as they see my reverse lights go on they throw it in reverse, squealing the tires. So then I finally get on the road and they come up right beside me, roll down the window and tell me to pull over. I saw "**** off, I'm off your property" and give them the finger... they pull a U-turn and head back to the mall. Losers.
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