Idiot Drivers II

[Jesda]

Ahh yes, another thread about ****ty drivers.

I was driving along the interstate at a reasonable speed (62mph) in the far right lane. In the middle lane ahead of me was a funeral procession, lead by two cops on motorcycles and trailed by a Cadillac Fleetwood hearse, and two other cars related to the funeral. Each vehicle had flashing lights on top.

Anyway, this a$$-clown in a white Mustang came out from my right coming from an onramp, and cut me off, THEN cut off the hearse! Forced the hearse to brake suddenly.

In almost no time at all, a trooper in a Crown Vic pulled out to the left lane, chased him down, and nailed him.

I hope when he dies, his funeral is disturbed when some idiot in a coupe slamms into his hearse and knocks his embalmed guts all over the highway.

-Jesda

[elwesso]

Damn... What a moron...

[MainEvent212]

heh, talking about crazed lunatic drivers...today i was driving home from my girlfriend's bday dinner and some jackhole in a blue jeep cherokee cuts me off in the most blatant of ways possible...i'm talking, looks, flips me off and burns out at the light...in a jeep cherokee!?! so i pull up and i'm like WTF DUDE!? and he gets out of his car sayin..."hey F-ggot! u wanna fu_k_ng fight u F-g?! Lets get out and converse then motherF-_ker!" needless to say, the handle to my smaller of my 2 jacks shut him up quickly and i drove off happilly...but seriously...WTF was this guy's malfunction?

[Jesda]

Jesus christ! What a freaking lunatic! Maybe he just got fired or dumped. :P

[GEO]

WHy people in mustangs only BUY mustangs to make up for their small manhood

[Scorch]

related story... i twas really windy here in oregon with speeds up to 60 mph. me anda buddy were drivin down a road lined with tall birches. a huge branch snapped off and nailed a yellow 90-ish porche 911. teh car spun out of control and landed in the ditch. we stopped and helped them, the driver was alright, etc. like something out of real tv

[skydragoness]

heh, talking about crazed lunatic drivers...today i was driving home from my girlfriend's bday dinner and some jackhole in a blue jeep cherokee cuts me off in the most blatant of ways possible...i'm talking, looks, flips me off and burns out at the light...in a jeep cherokee!?! so i pull up and i'm like WTF DUDE!? and he gets out of his car sayin..."hey F-ggot! u wanna fu_k_ng fight u F-g?! Lets get out and converse then motherF-_ker!" needless to say, the handle to my smaller of my 2 jacks shut him up quickly and i drove off happilly...but seriously...WTF was this guy's malfunction?

NICE!

The only explanation i have for his malfunction: lack of heroin

[SmithSR]

Minivans. The absolute worst drivers can be found behind the wheel of a minivan.

Common things I see from minivans and thier owners:

-25 in a 35. -Braking for no apparent reason. -Cannot merge onto highway traffic.-Will not merge onto highway traffic. -Applying makeup while swatting at children. -Monitoring children via extra rear view mirror adapter, all the while paying ABSOLUTELY NO ATTENTION to traffic. -The vehicle has never been cleaned. -French fries on the floor.. been there for months. -No idea what maintenance is or what it does.

[skydragoness]

Minivans. The absolute worst drivers can be found behind the wheel of a minivan.

Common things I see from minivans and thier owners:

-25 in a 35. -Braking for no apparent reason. -Cannot merge onto highway traffic.-Will not merge onto highway traffic. -Applying makeup while swatting at children. -Monitoring children via extra rear view mirror adapter, all the while paying ABSOLUTELY NO ATTENTION to traffic. -The vehicle has never been cleaned. -French fries on the floor.. been there for months. -No idea what maintenance is or what it does.

And to add to that, they TAILGATE YOU.Hey, i drive no more than 5 over the limit these days. So when a minivan flys up my bumper i do the ol' drunk-driver swerve or downshift. ("oh, i'm sorry, is 45 in a 40 not enough for you? Did you leave the oven on? Is Timmy late to soccer practice due to your poor planning? Too ****ing bad, eh?") Stupid soccermoms get so scared they back off. They're the easiest to teach a lesson to.

[NICOmom]

Now you know why I told the Hitman to stuff it when he tried to put me in a freakin minivan! Soccermoms drive minivans, football moms drive SUV's!:ylsuper

[Jesda]

NICOMom needs a Magnum with a Hemi!

[Nismo_Freak]

NICOMom needs a Magnum with a Hemi!

No... she needs a Pathfinder w/ a VG33ER preferably a Weiand 1471 blower

[Nismo_Freak]

And to add to that, they TAILGATE YOU.Hey, i drive no more than 5 over the limit these days. So when a minivan flys up my bumper i do the ol' drunk-driver swerve or downshift. ("oh, i'm sorry, is 45 in a 40 not enough for you? Did you leave the oven on? Is Timmy late to soccer practice due to your poor planning? Too ****ing bad, eh?") Stupid soccermoms get so scared they back off. They're the easiest to teach a lesson to.

I find the whole clutch kick while downshifting trick to be effective... that or you can annoy the hell out of them with the BOV.

I pissed off this one driver in Fred's S13 when I took GirlRacerS14 for a ride in it... they rolled up their window and sped off lol.

Ph34R teh Blitz BOV!

[Mr1der]

No... she needs a Pathfinder w/ a VG33ER preferably a Weiand 1471 blower

good lord man! think of the fuel management!

[Nismo_Freak]

good lord man! think of the fuel management!

You wouldn't need fuel injectors... just 6 Walbro's, some stainless lines, and a set of AN fittings lol.

Meh... who are we kidding! It's DOMINATOR TIME! :ylsuper

All ya need is 2 Holley 4500-series 1,150 CFM Dominators

I can see it now:

Civic revs at Pathfinder

Nicomom gets out... pulls off fibreglass cowl to unveil twin dominators with a 1471 on top w/ a 4" cog belt

Nicomom grins, adjusts linkage and a quick check over the bowl levels.

Proceeds to do John Force style burnout leaving Civic covered in 2" of rubber and choking on some good ol leaded 114.

[Jesda]

Meanwhile... ice cream and kid puke ends up on the rear window!

[NICOmom]

Proceeds to do John Force style burnout leaving Civic covered in 2" of rubber and choking on some good ol leaded 114.

Right ON!!! I would do it too. Just to scare the crap out of Hitman! LOL! And my kids don't puke in the car. They're used to going 4-wheelin.:icesangel

[Megaseth]

my GF was telling me that at her aunts funeral in kentuky, some jerk in an old thuderchicken sped up and cut into the funeral procession. now, the procession was like 40 cars, all in a row with a police escort and this guy cut in cause they were going slow. well, she said the police went to a intersection and blocked parts so the procession could pass. she said did fat guys in a stratus got tired of sitting at the light and peeled out and tried to cut the cars off. well, she said the cop on the bike took off and got in front of him shaking his head.

when i go to school, depending on the lane im in, i have to deal with tons of cars merging and cuttingeveryone off. we sit in line forever because so manypeople cut us off, and i end up pulling over in the merge lane after they join and keep them from cutting us off. it realy pisses them off and they try to go around, on the shoulder mindyou, so i just rev it pretty hard and pull up. the exhuast along with the header makes the KA sound reallymean and they tend to back off.

and yeah, minivans are bad, but i've seen worse. guys in trucks have to be my altime favorite ***holes. they drive the worst, the most rude, and the ballsyest. i really love to piss them off. this guy in a diesel chevy was next to me driving, well, i got a head of him and we were coming up to the light. he speeds up to keep me from getting over because the left lane is the one that goes onto the freeway. well, the light turns red and we stop. im just sitting there, and when it goes green i take off. hes then wails onit cause im a little ahead of him and i punch it and take off and get ahead of him. i ended up getting infront and just taking off down the highway. oh man, i know i ahve an army of people just waiting to kill me.

[driftaholic]

Meanwhile... ice cream and kid puke ends up on the rear window!

LOL!

[SpeeDDrifT]

BIG TRUCK SYNDROME> lifted trucks and suvs are pretty bad....... for one: it is a driving handicap...everything about a vehicle that big works negatively against your driving capabilities....except you can see traffic beyond the cars in front of you...but if you do that you liable to run into/over the cars in front of you. and these guys are most likely to rev at me at a stop sign....please.

SMALL CAR SYNDROME>metros...swifts...accents.. fiestas....etc.......terrible....i call it the "small car syndrome" as if they are always trying to prove themselves.

RICERS> when i'm sitting at a stop light and some dumbass sees me and thinks to himself ...."i'm going to preform some idiotic driving so that guy in the 240 will look me" i have had dumbasses try to drift through intersections(busy ones) in front of me while i am waiting at a light.....and i just think to myself "those are the types that make me look bad"

CAR SPECIFIC> it seems everytime i see a SC whatever Saturn...a new trailblazer....or a geo metro they are always driving like idiots.

PEOPLE TYPES> cowboys and handicapped and young women drivers. COWBOYS.....well they are all seem to have that "small pen15 syndrome" or "big truck syndrome" which are basically the same thing.....HANDICAPPED people....sometimes i think they drive the way they do because they are already handicapped so what the hell. YOUNG WOMEN.....sometimes i think if they didn't have a car infront of them to tailgate they would just freak out ....like ants in a line....."oh no, there is no car to tailgate...where am i?!?"

YOUNG DRIVERS> because i was one.....and i know that i drove like an idiot when i was 16.

OLD DRIVERS> slow reaction time.....so they compensate by driving slow....too slow......

[Megaseth]

^ wow, down to a T

[audtatious]

The soccer/football moms to watch out for are the ones with stickers plastered all over the inside windows of their expensive SUV. That right there proves they care about nothing... :rolleyes

[Megaseth]

sadly, some of the worst drivers are the ones sporting the Christian stickers or the fish. they're the ones who cut you off after church, speed around in a SUV full of kids, made sudden stops in a busy lane, etc. im Christian, but seeing the way these people act is a shame.

[nametakennow]

I find the whole clutch kick while downshifting trick to be effective... that or you can annoy the hell out of them with the BOV.

I pissed off this one driver in Fred's S13 when I took GirlRacerS14 for a ride in it... they rolled up their window and sped off lol.

Ph34R teh Blitz BOV!

I feel slightly dumb, what's the clutch kick trick?

I've been tailgated doing 15 over, figure that one out.

[driftaholic]

i used to come home from work on this one road that's 25, but people always go like 40 there. then i figured out it was fun to go about 25 (the actual speed limit) and have a few cars stack up behind me, and then get to the twisty part (only 4 turns) and do about 40 and never see any of those people again. hahah they could never keep up in the turns

[Phax]

I dealt with an idiot driver today, more so than I would have liked to. We were stopped at a red light, waiting to make a right hand turn. The light turns green and so we both turn right. About thirty feet after the turn are some railroad tracks. Having made my right turn and needing to go left at the next light, I start to merge over. The guy in the Mercedes Benz in front of me slams on his brakes, and I clipped his bumper.

He gets out of the car, and tells me that he needed to stop because the rail road tracks are really bumpy. We were only going 15mph. I'm pissed, and I know it is my fault because I should have given him more space and yadda yadda, but come on. There was NO traffic in front of him, and he was in a Benz and I know he could have hit those tracks at 115mph with barely a shudder. Oh yeah, did I mention he was on a cellphone?

[navysnail]

try driving through atlanta at 5pm, the absolute worst drivers ever, youd think they didnt know what a f***ing turn signal is. i also hate huge suv's like excursion and suburban, they tailgate me, then if i have to stop fast, im screwed.

[hudy]

A story from my ex who is a funeral director: The percession is on the highway and going about 45. Someone cuts into the percession to get off at their exit. The percession follows the guy that cut in down the exit ramp. Well luckily they figure it out and someone in the broken off party know how to get to the cemetary. They actually end up beating the hearse to the graveyard! She said they try to stay off the interstate if they can. But if you have enough money, I guess they will bring you wherever you wanted to go.

[toki]

is it dieing season or something? I've been seeing persessions like crazy the last week and hearing about them everwhere? Is there something seasonal I'm missing here?

[driftaholic]

there's a cemetary between my apartment and school and it's right on a main street. man, i gotta have respect for the processions, but it sure is annoying!!the last one i saw was led by a horse drawn carriage, not a hearse. and it had about 40 cars behind it, doing about 10 mph.