i will paypal $5 to anyone who kicks this guy in the d!ck

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dickie
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and records the video. i want to see his car in the background, hear his sales pitch, then see him get kicked right in the d!ck. i dont care if you hit his balls too, just make sure you get the shaft as hard as you can.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bar/1827906109.html

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93coupe
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Oh my god, I'm so close. I need to get a camera man.

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lol
"roof mural of a dragon with celtic wings-looks fresh not gay "

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Hey Chris.

Make it $10 and I'll also give a nutshot to the douchenozzle who actually BUYS it.

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This is awesome!


EVERYONE FLAG THIS FOR BEST OF CRAIGSLIST RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Put it in your sigs, in your blogs, on other boards, everywhere. Make this guy internet famous.




DOOOO EEEEEEETTTT

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but guys it has "multiple skate and racing logos but not too many "!
haha

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Groovy.

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dickie
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foglights are ziptied on in the grille if you didn't catch that before.

and yes, i will make it $10 if you footrape the buyer's balls too.

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Why the f*ck would you put "lol" in a sales ad

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I love how stickers and racing pedals count as "mods".

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If this guy lived near me I would deff give him a visit and ask him a few questions. Maybe mentally kick him in the balls lol..

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"and i had a list of everything i put on and it was like up to 25-30 upgrades but i cant find it at the moment"

I think he meant 20 to 30 dollars in upgrades. This is quality Autozone parts here boys!

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HashiriyaS14 wrote:This is awesome!


EVERYONE FLAG THIS FOR BEST OF CRAIGSLIST RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Put it in your sigs, in your blogs, on other boards, everywhere. Make this guy internet famous.




DOOOO EEEEEEETTTT

Flagged. This made me remeber that I haven't looked at best of craigslist in a really long time:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/va ... 29503.html
WTF?

edit:NSFW

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HashiriyaS14 wrote:This is awesome!


EVERYONE FLAG THIS FOR BEST OF CRAIGSLIST RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Put it in your sigs, in your blogs, on other boards, everywhere. Make this guy internet famous.




DOOOO EEEEEEETTTT
lol... i flagged

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:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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If he had the "cntrl z" tags on it it would be more epic.

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93coupe wrote:Oh my god, I'm so close. I need to get a camera man.
ryan lets go!!!!!!!!!

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sentrastace wrote:
93coupe wrote:Oh my god, I'm so close. I need to get a camera man.
ryan lets go!!!!!!!!!
CONTEXT
Life is much more fun without it.

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:spitout:

MaximA32

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Encryptshun wrote:
93coupe wrote:Oh my god, I'm so close. I need to get a camera man.

CONTEXT
Life is much more fun without it.
HA!

On an actual note, my brother has a KLX250 that doesn't run. Wonder if he would take that in trade... :whistle:

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Ad wrote:not a pos rice beater car..
Ad wrote:trade my wrxhyundai
Ad wrote:is the fastest hyundai accent accent on the street with its mods
:tisk: :lolling:

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bmike818
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"fresh not gay"

:woot:

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I'd kick him for free. But for a Klondike I'd trash that hyundai.

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WOOOW! :squint:

That is seriously on epic proportion level there.

Ill pay YOU $5 for letting me to kick him in his tiny pepe.

:facepalm: :wtf2:


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