I stole gas!

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I went to the gas station, it was busy, I was hungry, tired, and eager to get home. I filled up a full tank of premium and left.

I got home, hungry, nothing was in the fridge. So I looked in my wallet to see how much money I had left so I could go eat. I wondered where all this extra cash came from, I should have been down to 5 dollars after spending $30 on gas... OOPS.

A half hour had past since I left the nearby gas station. I pondered... would I get in trouble if I went back?

I got in the Q to go pay for the fuel, got to the end of my street and a cop pulled up and put his window down.

"You live at 121 **********?"

"Yeah, the gas! Sorry! I usually use my card! I'm leaving to go pay it now."

He said it was no problem at all, and that people in my neighborhood forget to pay for gas all the time. We joked around and he told me about one old lady with a Cadillac whose house he had to visit at least once a month because she kept forgetting to pay for fuel.

I went back to the gas station and handed the attendant $30. He looked at his screen, "Umm, I dont see it. Which pump are you at, sir?"

"OH! Yeah I'm the idiot who stole gas from you about half an hour ago.... by mistake!"

He looks through some papers..."Oh... okay... thanks."

An upscale neighborhood, luxury car, friendly well-spoken asian guy with eyeglasses listening to country music... so the cop told me to have a nice day.

Lucky me for not getting arrested. :)

-Jesda


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Country music will save you every time. :)

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lol...

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rousie13 wrote:Country music will save you every time. :)


That must be what I've been doing wrong...

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rousie13 wrote:Country music will save you every time. :)


Possibly, but in the long run it WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

fear the country music

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gabossie wrote:Possibly, but in the long run it WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

fear the country music


Country music is the shiat. :ylsuper

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Jesda - officially the oldest 22 yr old. He's already losing his short term memory.

Glad to hear a story of a simple "mistake" was dealt with correctly by everyone.

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Rex wrote:Jesda - officially the oldest 22 yr old. He's already losing his short term memory.

Glad to hear a story of a simple "mistake" was dealt with correctly by everyone.


He does drive a Q... :D

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so here is the plan: keep a country cd in the glove box, and the nofx cd in the player untill in need, sounds bulletproof to me (in my twisted logic)

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240kid wrote:so here is the plan: keep a country cd in the glove box, and the nofx cd in the player untill in need, sounds bulletproof to me (in my twisted logic)


No Mike....WRONG!!! Just keep country in the cd player and some extra in the cd case and you're set. Now thats the right logic.

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He's turning senile and has a receding hairline!!!!

Way to go buddy, way to go!!!

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rousie13 wrote:Country music is shiat. :ylsuper


totally :D

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haha....hey....no changing my comments.

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Nismo_Freak wrote:He does drive a Q... :D


rofl!

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Well spoken? Come on now Jesda who are you fooling we all know you have a lisp and talk like kermit the frog. :D jfwy

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wtf, how did they track you down?

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I would assume the license plate number from a security camera.

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Most likely license plate from camrea at pumps.

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deja video!

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STAY AWAY FROM THE FARMER'S MARKET.

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wait...where the hell can you pump gas without giving somone money or entering your pin?

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Quite simple. You fill up then go inside and pay.

-Jesda

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Oh, and STAY AWAY FROM THE FARMERS MARKET

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Different parts of the country. Here in CA, they got wise to the country music listening gas thieves and don't let you fill up until AFTER you've already paid. I've never stollen gas... but then again, I don't listen to country :pface

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Keep on alert for asian immigrants and the twangy sounds of Alan Jackson and Gretchen Wilson. :D

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My friend drums for Gretchen Wilson, or at least he is while she is on tour. Last i saw him he just got back from london. Kinda cool, but I don't much care for most country music.

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Good thing you weren't blaring "cop killer" when you got visited. My little town passed an self service ban ordinance becoming the first town in PA that does not permit self service at gas stations. My friend owns one of the town's 4 gas stations. He said that pretty much eliminated the "splash n' dashers" as he calls 'em.

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You need a cowboy hat and a Johnny Cash cd Jesda, that'd be comedy...


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