I owned a Saturn Vue on the way home but.....

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altimacruiser
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I was on the way home from dinner with my girlfriends family and I slowed down to cross a pretty rough railroad track and when I did this old hag (she turned out to be a real b****) came up behind and began to pass in a no passing zone and I threw my shifter over int manual and took off she ran with me for a little bit and then I kept pulling away and she gave up got behind me for a little bit and then tried to go again and the whole time I thought she was wanting to run cars but once we pulled further into town she slowed down and I let her get in front of me she really slowed down and then pulled into the right hand lane and rolled down her window and had a fit and started yelling at me and then I told her lady you were in a no passing zone when you did what you did and that was stupid. Then she rolled next to me for a little while and tried to get my tag number and then I took off so we will wait and see what happens, I guess. But she isnt a cop and they cant do anything to me for that, can they? But on a lighter not I beat the hell out of that car she had no chance.


itsjustbusiness
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aww don't be mean to old ladies. That could've been one of our grandmas!

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altimacruiser wrote:I was on the way home from dinner with my girlfriends family and I slowed down to cross a pretty rough railroad track and when I did this old hag (she turned out to be a real b****) came up behind and began to pass in a no passing zone and I threw my shifter over int manual and took off she ran with me for a little bit and then I kept pulling away and she gave up got behind me for a little bit and then tried to go again and the whole time I thought she was wanting to run cars but once we pulled further into town she slowed down and I let her get in front of me she really slowed down and then pulled into the right hand lane and rolled down her window and had a fit and started yelling at me and then I told her lady you were in a no passing zone when you did what you did and that was stupid. Then she rolled next to me for a little while and tried to get my tag number and then I took off so we will wait and see what happens, I guess. But she isnt a cop and they cant do anything to me for that, can they? But on a lighter not I beat the hell out of that car she had no chance.
saturn vue? you have a 2.5S?

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Wait, so you street raced an old lady and won? Ummm, congrats?

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marcelo929
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seems like were really moving up the ladder from g35s to g37s to saturn vues

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This story is kind of a fail, sorry.

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after being taunted by a hispanic in a ultra riced out civic si on the way home from work today my right foot was taken over by some magnetic force that i couldn't control. i beat the dude pretty badly, but never wen't over 70mph in a 50.

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I totally destroyed a Dodge *GRAND* Caravan today in a church parking lot. And then I posted about it on the internets.

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beeristasty wrote:

I totally destroyed a Dodge *GRAND* Caravan today in a church parking lot. And then I posted about it on the internets.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I saw an audi R8 in the streets and I started running after if...I never cached on

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Hussain
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coming back from the track yesterday with my exhaust unbolted i beat a civic

oh and an even better one, on my way home about 20 min ago i saw a motorcycle and a POLICE SUV go at it, motorcycle was playing with it until he saw it was a cop cop had a call or something tho so it looked like he just rolled down the window and talked **** to the bike and then left lol

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I whipped up on a Diablo the other day in my Maxima.....I think he may have gotten a ticket tho because the parking meter was expired.

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Wait, do you mean the sky? thats the saturn sportscar, which is the same thing as a pontiac solstice, and a 2.5s could beat a non-turboed sky. Other than that, if it is a vue you might wanna take owned outta the title.

No. theres nothing from a law standpoint that can happen to you, she broke too main laws to pass you, first, in the no passing zone, and second, it's illegal in all states to pass someone over the speed limit, meaning if the speed limit is 65 you cant go over that during the pass.

In the future, no matter how much your pride wants to show them theyre wrong or teach them a lesson, just let them pass. It's not worth having some crackhead or gangbanger shoot you over. Let them speed ahead and get in an accident, not tailgate you and run you off the road.

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WOW are you serious..........

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I got you ALL beat...I out ran a MooPed, That O'l granma was just a pushing it and when we pulled up next to the red light I reved my engine, she looked over and smiled,

Light turned green, and zoom, zoom I went or is that a mazda thing...

LOL, the names have been changed to protect the drivers of both vehicles...


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speaking of retarded things people do I am coming to work and its a two lane road that is usually railed due to traffic and this lady in like a civic decides to pass the 4 cars infront of her coming into my lane me and the 4 cars infront of had to litterly stop so she didn't hit me head on.

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FAILGive your grandma a break man!


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ok my storys better ima post it

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audtatious wrote:I whipped up on a Diablo the other day in my Maxima.....I think he may have gotten a ticket tho because the parking meter was expired.
Exactly how I feel about this thread too.

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altimacruiser
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My huge mistake it was the SKY from Saturn and I have a 3.5 my bad I was totally confused. I was more worried about the police showing up at my door. Sorry I will take all the burns in stride, besides I backed off at around 110 and she tried the whole time to stay with me and failed so this "granny" kind of knew what she was doing but the car didnt have the nuts to do it. MY BAD.

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...not this mean mini, you didnt!

http://www.gusmahon.org/html/Mini.htm
beeristasty wrote:

I totally destroyed a Dodge *GRAND* Caravan today in a church parking lot. And then I posted about it on the internets.


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