I need a bigger condom...

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LongBeachCoupe
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Someone posted this in NICO gen chat, but you guys are lazy n dont look there...

make sure you dont have to pee, bc this may make you pee your pants....http://forum.bodybuilding.com/...00831

And NO, I am not the OP, but Dangeris may be! hehehe jk


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ball condom? FTMF?

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LongBeachCoupe
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i thought thats how you canadians put them on?

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LongBeachCoupe wrote:i thought thats how you canadians put them on?
you guys don't use love gloves + condoms?what about the herpes on the balls?

*Cmon Mehdi, no p0rn*

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OMG that is ****ing hillarious, that dude has to be kidding.

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LongBeachCoupe
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he is.. but what a joke!

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wait, so thats not how u do it?!?!

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LongBeachCoupe
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cheers to adidas helping out...

Mendi you know you cant post your pecker pictures here, leave that for craigslist! hehehe

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Sorry, I get scared looking at pen15, with my navy counterparts over my shoulder

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oh man, that was a good read. i needed that

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Hahahahahaah

While were on phallic jokes, PLEASE someone tell me they've seen the katt williams standup where he mentions nba players, namely shaq, Being level with his shoulder? anyone anyone?

Just search "katt williams shaq" on youtube. it's exactly one minute in. NSFW language!

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was that on hbo yesterday?

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Just watched it, thats hilarious!

Off topic : funniest kat williams I've ever seen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated



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