I'm starting a thread about a thread about threads created about locked threads.

[Sil40_Mayhem]

McMuffins are cool, but it's all about teh McGriddles. Man, I could eat those until my stomach ruptured. Although, the steak, egg, and cheese bagel is pretty yum, too. Dammit, y'all done gone and made me hungry.

[AZhitman]

I just bought a cordless extension cord.

Ghey.

Solar flashlight FTW.

You ever fart so hard it scares you?

[nissan_blood]

This thread is awsome. Jesda is the man

[Sil40_Mayhem]

Ghey.

Solar flashlight FTW.

You ever fart so hard it scares you?

Decaffienated coffee table. I win.

[thekage]

You ever fart so hard it scares you?

Yes.

So Greg.. when are we going to see you on Fugitive Strike Force?And the lead guy on the show.. J.K. also has a chin ferrett. Are chin ferrett's that popular in Las Vegas Law Enforcement?

[forksquared]

everytime i got to denny's i have to be ver careful of my farst cuz i **** my pants way to many times after eating there and thinking it was going to just be a fart

[AZhitman]

Yes.

So Greg.. when are we going to see you on Fugitive Strike Force?And the lead guy on the show.. J.K. also has a chin ferrett. Are chin ferrett's that popular in Las Vegas Law Enforcement?

Ferrets are gay too.

This is a wombat, and no, I don't think there's a lot of wombats in Law Enforcement.

+1 for sharting in Denny's.

[nissan_blood]

Ahhhhhhhhh! What a thriller!

[Shift_Alabama]

Ahhhhhhhhh! What a thriller!

HAHA...

[KA-Te]

This week in my chem lab I spilled some silver nitrate on my fingers... it stained them black where it spilled.

Last week, we had to evaporate a dish full of salt/water solution on the bunsen burner. I picked it up with tongs and dropped it, shattering the dish and sending pieces of dish and boiling water all over the guy behind me. He screamed.

Next week: Nobody wants to be my lab partner.

[forksquared]

i need 400 dollars bad to buy some rims i need to find fat girls to whore myslef out too!!!!

[nissan_blood]

Fat girls are my specialty. Get some bacon cook it(but not to were its crunchy leave it flexable) Get a deep sea fishing pole. and some 14 gauge wire(preferably brass easier on the pole) Go to Arbys , get on the roof and dangle it by the drive threw window. catch one then offer her some watermelon and cheese(pickles somtimes works) Then its easy sailing from there brother. Hope I helped

[audtatious]

That would only work in LA.

Is that how you get your girlfriends there?

[Gold Digger]

Ghey.

Solar flashlight FTW.

You ever fart so hard it scares you?

Yes, but have you ever farted so hard your socks change color???

[DriftingJesus]

Only once when I had a severe case of the runs

[nismofly]

you must not have any hair on your legs

[nissan_blood]

That would only work in LA.

Is that how you get your girlfriends there?

Yeah, but then I rob them with a cheese grader

[JESTER]

I make a motion that this thread be deemed "Thread of the HOUR!"

[forksquared]

first i tired the bacon thing didnt work i dont understand damn upstate NY people!

second my socks changed **** colored when i got sick and puked and **** my pants at the same time and some dripped from both outings onto them!

third thread my hour yea!

[AZhitman]

Yes, but have you ever farted so hard your socks change color???

Dayum.

One time I farted on my daughter (as a joke) and it startled her and she cried.



Poor kid was traumatized.

[JESTER]

Quote Eddie Murphy. "It's okay, it's the fart game. You'll play one day."

"Then the big brown shark came!" That's what happens when you have to make your own Mr.Bubble.

[audtatious]

Yeah, but then I rob them with a cheese grader

Wouldn't that be considered cruel and unusual punishment?

[Gold Digger]

Dayum.

One time I farted on my daughter (as a joke) and it startled her and she cried.



Poor kid was traumatized.

Nah, it's even better when your wife cuts one loose on you while she is sleeping and you have just gotten into bed.But then the best revenge is the Dutch Oven!

[KA-Te]

Did you know....

That the girl group from "Making the Band" is now named Danity Kane? I did not know that until yesterday. I like their new song "Show Stopper".

[Sil40_Mayhem]

^ Oh look, another large, rather multiracial girl group. PCD, anyone?

Still, I'd PIITB.

[Shift_Alabama]

Still, I'd PIITB.

[BOOMSHAKALAKA]

I like their new song "Show Stopper".

Radio stations around here play songs out like crazy. It's like they do it just to piss people off. That song would be one of them...so fed up with it...and it ain't like I got a choice to turn the radio off...I gotta ride the bus to the tech school so yea...it's torture.

[nissan_blood]

Wouldn't that be considered cruel and unusual punishment?

Nope most fat girls got alot of money. Thats why they are fat they got they money to add bacon to everything duh?

[nissan_blood]

Radio stations around here play songs out like crazy. It's like they do it just to piss people off. That song would be one of them...so fed up with it...and it ain't like I got a choice to turn the radio off...I gotta ride the bus to the tech school so yea...it's torture.

I agree that song should be played in faces of death when they are slaughtering the pigs.

[Jesda]

Dayum.

One time I farted on my daughter (as a joke) and it startled her and she cried.



Poor kid was traumatized.

A captive fart victim! Awesome!

I also enjoy farting while ****ing.