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I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
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Re: I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
lmfaoo thats some funny a** s***
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Re: I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
drksolest wrote:
Perhaps his defense will be that he was inventing a new food called "chick pee".
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Re: I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
^lol.
that must have been alot of drunk piss for $500 worth of chicken. Besided, its wrapped in plastic, so run it under water and your good. The cherry was that he ate a pack of ham. Did he have his shirt of too hahaha
that must have been alot of drunk piss for $500 worth of chicken. Besided, its wrapped in plastic, so run it under water and your good. The cherry was that he ate a pack of ham. Did he have his shirt of too hahaha
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Re: I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
"...and also ate a large package of ham."
ROFL. The picture this forms in my mind is awesome. Pot-bellied guy standing at the refrigerated aisle, directing his stream with one hand and delivering a stack of sliced ham to his face with the other, all the while leaning back with a fulfilled expression on his face.
ROFL. The picture this forms in my mind is awesome. Pot-bellied guy standing at the refrigerated aisle, directing his stream with one hand and delivering a stack of sliced ham to his face with the other, all the while leaning back with a fulfilled expression on his face.
Re: I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
AWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHMinisterofDOOM wrote:"...and also ate a large package of ham."
ROFL. The picture this forms in my mind is awesome. Pot-bellied guy standing at the refrigerated aisle, directing his stream with one hand and delivering a stack of sliced ham to his face with the other, all the while leaning back with a fulfilled expression on his face.
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Re: I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
Mmmmmmm, Southern Citrus Flavor
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Re: I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
Hahah, that's pretty much how I envisioned it. Your post was hilarious to read though.MinisterofDOOM wrote:"...and also ate a large package of ham."
ROFL. The picture this forms in my mind is awesome. Pot-bellied guy standing at the refrigerated aisle, directing his stream with one hand and delivering a stack of sliced ham to his face with the other, all the while leaning back with a fulfilled expression on his face.
Re: I'm in your supermarket, pissing on your chicken!
How drunk do you have to be? I wish it said what his BAC was when he was detained.