I live with a creepy weirdo.

[Jesda]

Rewind one year:

This creepy-a** kid said something creepy and weird to a friend's girlfriend. I don't even remember what it was anymore, but after getting his a** chewed out, instead of saying "SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN" he wrote a creepy four-page apology letter. Its written in the most epic, most disturbingly serial killer way imaginable.

If you can imagine a creepier naladude, this is him. His room is a train wreck, a mess of fast food containers. I found one of his receipts from McDonald's and stuck it to the fridge. He's my mom's best friend's kid, so I can't really discard him unless I pack up and move to another city (considering it).


BONUS: Earlier this year he got beat up in a parking lot because he jumped into the wrong car when leaving the store.

We took the sappy letter, put it to music using samples and loops in GarageBand, autotuned the crap out of it, and made this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhIUPIp_vzI[/youtube]

[MinisterofDOOM]

WOW.

I came in expecting a picture of your own reflection in a mirror (or your dog crookedly eyeing the neighbor's poodle). This time, reality is even better.

Words cannot describe the awesome of the youtube video.
Who did the reading?

[sbird1]

You can sleep at night knowing he's lurking in your abode somewhere?

[Jesda]

Who did the reading?

My brother + Antares autotune plugin.

[sx moneypit]

It is creepy,but you did a great job on the video.Hats off to you Jesda.

[numbnuts240]

creeper mccreepstein. dude, fellow brown man, i'm skeered for you. there's a psycho living in the other room, patiently waiting for someone to push him over the edge so he can came back with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into visitors and residents. best take him out before he gets you first.

[themadscientist]

I'm uncomfortable with how close he is TO ME. How you tolerate him in the next room I'll never understand.

[lino]

His room is a train wreck, a mess of fast food containers. I found one of his receipts from McDonald's and stuck it to the fridge.

That guy is disgusting. I wouldn't tolerate that filthy lifestyle not even for 1 second. Your mother's best friend's son or not, he has to shape up or ship out. I don't even want to imagine the odour in that room .

[Bubba1]

Wow, well done video Jesda. Could be Nala 10 yrs from now. Just curious, what does your mom think of him and his room? Will it get to a point when she'll put her foot down?

[ADDirishboy]

Holy christ I'm dying!

[AppleBonker]

I love the pumpkin vomiting up seeds in the video. The whole thing is excellent, but that made me lose it.

[Poyzinous]

Creepy friend must be proud!

[RobPaulson]

luuulllzzz wwoowwwww

[poems2beats]

Seriously, this kid probly needs some counseling... It dosnt sound like he is mentally healthy.

[RobPaulson]

creeper mccreepstein. dude, fellow brown man, i'm skeered for you. there's a psycho living in the other room, patiently waiting for someone to push him over the edge so he can came back with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into visitors and residents. best take him out before he gets you first.

aye, this def could happen, and he used to be such a nice guy...

[Jesda]

He's in Qatar now serving slop with the Air Guard. When we tease him, he'll sit there poking the table with a butterknife, as if to suggest vengeance.

[themadscientist]

Pull a spork on him!

[RCA]

I don't know what to make of this...

Ridiculous...

The slide show was almost as bizarre as that letter. My mind hurts.

[OriginalWheelman]

Reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqc10_y8gRA

[Koshin]

I figured youd snap a self pic....

what a wierdo

[fiznowler]

Better hope he doesn't find that video on your computer while he is rifling through your s*** when you are gone. I don't want to read about the aftermath of the psycho finally snapping. I have a f*** up roommate also he isn't s*** nuts just a very spoiled rich kid alchoholic. I mean i drink too but he wakes up every single day of the week like 10am and drinks until he passes out/goes to sleep around 10pm. No job, his mom and dad are loaded and tend to just pay for everything for him.

And to numbnuts I actually am in the process of buying an armalite ar-15 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon. Jesda I will meet you in Rolla if you need to borrow it.

[numbnuts240]

And to numbnuts I actually am in the process of buying an armalite ar-15 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon.

i promise to never call you honky again, cracka pale face.

[Mr1der]

lol...

Christ this is gold...

this could easily be a hit.

[Koshin]

I just watched the video.....lmfao

youre a trip bro

[fiznowler]

And to numbnuts I actually am in the process of buying an armalite ar-15 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon.

i promise to never call you honky again, cracka pale face.

I thought I was an essay? If it makes me more authentic I will put a bayonet on the beeotch!

[numbnuts240]

I thought I was an essay?

shhhh, you're our secret weapon, holmes.

[breadbox]

That was quite the P.S.

[AZhitman]

1) Eat Thai food. Lots.
2) Enter McCreepenstein's lair.
3) Drop a$$. Loudly.
4) Repeat on a daily basis until he harms himself (or you).

Bonus points awarded if you wear boxers and a driving cap, scratch your package aggressively (I mean REALLY dig at it), with AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" blasting in the background.

[AZhitman]

Better hope he doesn't find that video on your computer while he is rifling through your s*** when you are gone.

I think it's much more likely that he'll see it on a heavily-trafficked Internet site, like, say, YouTube? Or NICO?

p.s Just watched the vid. BRILLIANT.

+1 for incorporating the McRib, a Viceroy member, and the word "perchance". Spectacularly done, my friend.

[Encryptshun]

Damn, Jesda. The video is even better than it was made out to be. Simply epic.