I like ducks

[Xdisaster240sX]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd ... r_embedded[/youtube]

[drksolest]

omg that's horrible, glad none of them got hurt!!!

[Encryptshun]

At first I was like but then I was all

[ThatGuyRoger]

those little guys went for a ride of their life! then it was back to business.

[Speedy7_7]

every year I see the flocks of baby ducks get slowly whittled away at my cabin. One day there are 12, then 11, then 10. By the time they are big enough to fly there are usually only 4 or 5 left. It is really frightening to see them get taken because you would expect it to be a thrashing, violent mess. Instead the muskies come up slowly and you just see the duck go under into a little swirl, and they just never come back up. I'm not a very emotional person but every time I see those little ducks I can't help but cheer those little guys on.

[alms24sebring]

hahahaha.. is it wrong to laugh

[sbird1]

Got any gwapes?

[Madhatter969]

That's horrable and awesome at the same time. lol

[skydragoness]

Oh god, those poor ducklings got a thrashing!

Not a duck:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYttl0rj1Lw[/youtube]

[Encryptshun]

A duck walks into a bar and jumps up on a barstool. He looks at the bartender and says:
"Hey, bartender! Got any duck food?"
"No!" says the bartender. "And get out of here. We can't have ducks in the bar!"
The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck comes back into the bar and jumps up on a barstool. He looks at the bartender and says:
"Hey, bartender! Got any duck food?"
"No!" says the bartender. "Like I said last night we don't have any goddamn duck food and we can't have ducks in the bar! Now get the hell out of here or I swear I'm gonna nail your stupid webbed feet to the floor!"
The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck comes back into the bar AGAIN, jumps up on a barstool, and says:
"Hey bartender, can I borrow a nail?"

"No, says the bartender, we don't have any nails."

"Thanks!" says the duck. "You got any duck food?"

[alms24sebring]

^^lol I think he peed alittle bit from excitement

sooo...... did the bartender have any duck food?

[sbird1]

Got any gwapes?

A duck walks into a bar and jumps up on a barstool. He looks at the bartender and says:
"Hey, bartender! Got any duck food?"
"No!" says the bartender. "And get out of here. We can't have ducks in the bar!"
The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck comes back into the bar and jumps up on a barstool. He looks at the bartender and says:
"Hey, bartender! Got any duck food?"
"No!" says the bartender. "Like I said last night we don't have any goddamn duck food and we can't have ducks in the bar! Now get the hell out of here or I swear I'm gonna nail your stupid webbed feet to the floor!"
The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck comes back into the bar AGAIN, jumps up on a barstool, and says:
"Hey bartender, can I borrow a nail?"

"No, says the bartender, we don't have any nails."

"Thanks!" says the duck. "You got any duck food?"

That's what I was referencing, although I'm familiar with it as gwapes (grapes) and staples.

[Dittoz7]

Nala must have passed by...

[Jesda]

Duck fat really is the tastiest thing in the world. God bless them for being so delicious.