I LEARNED'D something today!

[King Ranzo]

Dude...why? Seriously...did you have to bring that kind of thing up...sicko.

[Murdered_T]

im thinking it was a pinched nerve.

Ranzo, go work on you "build"lol. j/k

[drksolest]

pinched nerve... i thought it wa too much fap fap

[Hijacker]

Man up, Tom. You can never fap too much. It's why my right arm can bend steel.

[Murdered_T]

I use both arms. like i am holding some hips, very very small hips. lol

[krimsonviper]

[drksolest]

[Murdered_T]

im gonna choke that waiving chicken out in a sec.

Official NICO Post Whore, hows your day going?

[Hijacker]

Chicken...gave me....bad coupon...

[numbnuts240]

dude, you have to switch hands every now and then. i bet you look real funny with one humungorz arm and one wimpy arm. besides, how the hell do you work the mouse if you fap with your right hand?

btw, i've discovered a way to fap while i fap, but i won't share how u

[krimsonviper]

[Hijacker]

It's a secret, but I use my toes to work the mouse

[Encryptshun]

The gay in this thread just reached critical mass.

Fellas, please, go spend some time in the 2008-2009 NFL season thread and report back when you can talk like men again.

[krimsonviper]

raiders got KILLED yesterday! i saw it coming in the first 5 mins

PS-has anyone noticed mysxisslowerthanurs weekly post count is in the 500's?

[Hijacker]

I'd rather talk college ball than pro ball.

[drksolest]

It's a secret, but I use my toes to work the mouse

[numbnuts240]

hmmm, a bunch of men who enjoy watching muscular, tight pants wearing, all covered in sweat men manhandle each other in the dirt and mud over a ball. i'm all set with that. you guys can have your sideline games of grab-a55, i'll stay here

[drksolest]

hmmm, a bunch of men who enjoy watching muscular, tight pants wearing, all covered in sweat men manhandle each other in the dirt and mud over a ball. i'm all set with that. you guys can have your sideline games of grab-a55, i'll stay here

wow i know what i'm gonna start watching...

[krimsonviper]

hmmm, a bunch of men who enjoy watching muscular, tight pants wearing, all covered in sweat men manhandle each other in the dirt and mud over a ball. i'm all set with that. you guys can have your sideline games of grab-a55, i'll stay here

....jealous?

[Encryptshun]

Watch =/= fap to

[drksolest]

hahahahahaahah

[numbnuts240]

....jealous?

competitive sports were never my thing. usually when all the jocks were involved in their games, i was on the sidelines, collecting their gf's phone numbers . vagina conquest, now that's a man's sport

[krimsonviper]

competitive sports were never my thing. usually when all the jocks were involved in their games, i was on the sidelines, collecting their gf's phone numbers . vagina conquest, now that's a man's sport

im more of a baseball fan. you dont need massive weight gains and a good eye which i used to have before high school. i loved playing it, i was a really solid hitter.

[Murdered_T]

I seriously think I am about to have a heart attack, my arm is going numb and my heart hurts, I am going to the doctor ill be back later.

[drksolest]

time fo lunch

[krimsonviper]

I seriously think I am about to have a heart attack, my arm is going numb and my heart hurts, I am going to the doctor ill be back later.

your left arm will go numb first. i think you just slept on it for too long last night, but i hope youre ok buddy!

[numbnuts240]

i used to love playing baseball. up until i started middle school. that was about the time that i realized that i wasn't good enough to justify continuing to play. i have been thinking about joining one of those softball beer leagues though.

[marlin29311]

house league adult hockey - where only the strong survive. who knew that a 250 pound fatty could skate? hell, if you can skate and stickhandle, you're golden.

Baseball = greatest game ever. I loved playing through college. I dunno that i could do it professionally though - way too much to get to the big leagues....but adult leagues are fun

ooo-- and E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!! 38-3 without a real receiver? I know it's the rams, but wooo hoo!!

[krimsonviper]

you should do it. my best friend has a brother in it, and i shake their hand and thank them everytime they invite me to watch him play, because i do like you do at the games; collect numbers

[numbnuts240]

I seriously think I am about to have a heart attack, my arm is going numb and my heart hurts, I am going to the doctor ill be back later.

don't you die on me man. we need you around here. besides, i'd have to do one of those overly dramatic things where i pound my fists into the floor and then lean back, throw my hands into the air and scream "WHYYYYYYY!!!!!ONE!!!1ELEVEN!!!!!ZOMGWTFBBQ" serioulsly though, i hope you're ok dude.