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just you wait, one day, you will be naked in bed, making out with the hottest chick you will ever meet in your life. your pen15 is going to get hard, then look you in the eye and say "remember all the abuse you used to put me through during our life together? well i do, revenge can be a filthy b1tch sometimes! " then he will fall limper than some well done spaghetti.


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Morning!

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BWahahahahaaahha!!! ...that's hilarious!!

Good morning everybody!

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hey guys, how's everyone doing this morning?

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numbnuts240 wrote:just you wait, one day, you will be naked in bed, making out with the hottest chick you will ever meet in your life. your pen15 is going to get hard, then look you in the eye and say "remember all the abuse you used to put me through during our life together? well i do, revenge can be a filthy b1tch sometimes! " then he will fall limper than some well done spaghetti.
dont you put that kinda curse on me!
DrifterXRPS13 wrote:BWahahahahaaahha!!! ...that's hilarious!!

Good morning everybody!
waking up to pen15 jokes, aint it the best...

haha check out what a friend of mine did at the beach
Modified by xckid at 7:28 AM 9/5/2008

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hell yea!!! that's the best beer pong table ever!!!! i wanna go to the beach and make one now!!!

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Wow. Beach beer-pong.

I smell a new sport for the 2016 olympics.

And Datt, does knowing that I'm an athiest make you read that post back there any differently?

Methinks thou werest pwnd by my sarcasm.

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krimsonviper wrote:i have an asian version of her in my old english class. i was going to piihb, but they i found out that she's the sister of an old best friend i had im cool. i know he has a wild a$$ temper. really cute though, too bad i lost contact with her
If your girl has a bad temper, don't piihb. You'll end up with pulled pork.

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I'm only good at beer pong on abnormally long tables. I learned to play on this 15-ish foot table at my old work, and when I play on shorter surfaces, I suck.

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after a few beers and a game or two, i'm pretty much adapted to whatever table it is that i'm playing on. speaking of which, i should text the roomie and tell him to grab some new pong balls on the way home for later.

teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!!, i am really starting to hate this teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!!ing computer and it's teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!!ing bull**** today. i just typed all that text, waited a good 7 seconds, and then it all appeared really fast. and i type pretty slow compared to most people.

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oooo my ex is dropping by in a bit......shes been calling alot idk why.

wheres Official NICO Post Whore toda?

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xckid wrote:oooo my ex is dropping by in a bit......shes been calling alot idk why.
booty call

smack it up, flip it, rub it down...oh nooooooo!

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oh yea def booty call!!! tell her everything she wants to hear and piihb and then tell her you have to go see your girlfriend

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She's probably busy at work. She called me this morning while I was getting coffee on my way to work, and I could barely hear her. She's on g-chat, but hasn't responded to any of my messages

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Wait, wait, i'm here... just a little busy at first

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hahah shes a non believer of the piihb. haha will see what happens shes at school trying to find a class so she can be a lic. substitute,

man house is intense

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Neither rain, nor snow, nor busy work can keep Official NICO Post Whore from her appointed whoring.


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Encryptshun wrote:Neither rain, nor snow, nor busy work can keep Official NICO Post Whore from her appointed whoring.

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Encryptshun wrote:
booty call

smack it up, flip it, rub it down...oh nooooooo!
your retorts make me happy

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Haha. Thanks, mang. I am a man of few talents. Well, really just the one.

But it's nice that it's noticed.

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Encryptshun wrote:
booty call

smack it up, flip it, rub it down...oh nooooooo!

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A GTR is comming in today. Today I get fired for stealing a GTR.

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You can get to Pennsylvania really fast in a GT-R I bet

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The GTR is here now. ITs in cause of a check engine light.

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hahahh tom if you can make it down here with the gtr youve got a place to stay and ill get you across the border. as long as i get to drive it once


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The guy must have put too much gas in. Or mayeb he drove it 5 mph over the speed limit.

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Well My Internet Was Down...And This Was It's Result.

Mindless Photoshop...


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grand theft auto time...


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GOnissanTOM wrote:The GTR is here now. ITs in cause of a check engine light.
They still need to make a K.I.T.T. type voice module for the GT-R but make it talk in lollercatz lingo...like The Chief from Arby n the Chief.

"I can haz mechanix? I are check enjin lite. sadface I has enjin. Check it."

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in other news I hit 123 mhp lastnight on my bike. It was ****ing exileratting.


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