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Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:33 pm
This guy one day is digging in his backyard and hits something hard. He picks up the object, rubs it, and a genie, pops out. The genie says "you have 3 wishes, but be warned, whatever you wish for, your worst enemy will get it twice as much" Turns out his worst enemy is his neighbor. The man sits and looks at his house and says "i want a magnificent 10-story mansion" The genie grants his wish and hears his neighbor scream with joy and he looks at his enemy and notices he has a beautiful 20-story mansion. The man is a little irritated but then says to the genie "i want 50 of the most beautiful women" The genie grants his wish and then the man hears his neighbor scream with joy and he looks at his neighbor to see he has 100 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen, even better than the ones he just wished for. Now he's pissed and he sitting there thinking. After a few moments, he gets the biggest grin on his face and says "i want to lose a testicle"