I LEARNED'D something today!

[DrifterXRPS13]

Morning all, and yea i couldn't sleep either and i wish i was at home sleeping now too...my tummy hurts

[Dattebayo]

Percs and a nap? Wimp. Man up about your stupid teeth already...

[numbnuts240]

what do my teeth have to do with anything?

[Dattebayo]

Uh, didn't you have dental surgery recently? That's why most people have percs, unless you are a filthy drug addict

[numbnuts240]

i had a cyst on my tonsil that was drained, percs weren't necessary, but they serve better as a pain killer than any otc stuff i can buy. so i just keep them around for painful injuries that don't necessarily require medical attention.

[Dattebayo]

they serve better as a pain killer than any otc stuff i can buy. so i just keep them around for painful injuries that don't necessarily require medical attention.

Duh, its a derivative of morphine.

And I like your justification for taking them. Mail me some?

[DrifterXRPS13]

mmm...percs...mmm...morphine....sounds delish!

[numbnuts240]

what are you ever talking about? how dare you ask me to illegally distribute my prescribed medication, over a public forum to boot. an e-mailed request would have been plenty more discreet i mean, i am not a junkie

[DrifterXRPS13]

Oil is my blood!

[DrifterXRPS13]

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out...

[DrifterXRPS13]

I was gonna get a candy bar, the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. ****in' potato chips came out, man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit...

[numbnuts240]

mitch hedberg?

[DrifterXRPS13]

I tried to walk into target, but i missed...

[DrifterXRPS13]

you know it, i figured id leave some jokes in here for when people decide to come in

[DrifterXRPS13]

I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks ****...

[Dattebayo]

A man walks into a bar... OUCH!



(then he took a percoset)

[EazyBreazy]

i r cannot berieve this trhead r still alive. It's k though it gots lots of funnies in it

[numbnuts240]

A man walks into a bar... OUCH!



(then he took a percoset)

actually, i hit my calf with a rusted railing that i was moving, then i took a percocet

[DrifterXRPS13]

When I play the South, they say "y'all" in the South. They take out the "O" and the "U". So when I'm in the South I try to talk like that so people understand me. "Hello, can I have a bowl of chicken noodle s-p? Come on, I'm in the South, you understand. I mean I'm in the S-th, and I want some s-p!" "I stubbed my toe, -ch!" "I need to lay down on the c-ch!" "I need to get the **** -t of the S-th!"

[Dattebayo]

Stop it. You're not funny.

[DrifterXRPS13]

oh come on, this thread is so slow today and nobodys in here, just trying to keep it moving...party pooper

[numbnuts240]

yeah, today is a slow and boring day. i've already given up any hopes of accomplishing anything at all.

[drksolest]

I'm not doing well today so i'm reading the posts but i really don't have anything nice to say at all

[Hijacker]

Boo!

[Dattebayo]

I hate Colubris. They suck donkey balls.

[Hijacker]

What's got you down, Official NICO Post Whore?

Damn, now I want to listen to Down and Out by Tantric

[numbnuts240]

i think i'll make a mad dash for some hot pockets for lunch today

[Hijacker]

I have left over chinese! MmmMmmmMMM!

[DrifterXRPS13]

i'm hungry!

[danshaz82]

im eating a sammich as we speak