I LEARNED'D something today!

[snwbrdr435]

I dont do it as much as i used to i hate it in there, plus bart asked us to stop.

[Encryptshun]

Wow. Yellow Comet has classifieds access. Maybe he can buy himself another login.

[Murdered_T]

bahahahaha.

[Dattebayo]

Maybe tomorrow I'll have a good day so I can be funny again.

It is payday, so YEAH.

[ishkabibble]

WTF? There's a Yellow Comet now?

[Encryptshun]

WTF? There's a Yellow Comet now?

Wow. Dude. Where have you been? We've got so many colors now that Crayola has filed a suit against Nico for trademark infringement.

[snwbrdr435]

^ There are a handful of different ones but the real comet is laying low

[numbnuts240]

morning all. so i'm sitting on my front porch with my cousin last night, enjoying some icy cold beer. as we are in the midst of a conversation, he pauses, turns around, and asks me what my dog is playing with. i stood up to look and saw my dog sniffing and nipping at something in the grass. we go over, and as we approach, my dog backs off the thing and i see that it's a young possum. after a moment, the thing opens its eye and starts to slowly breathe again. i told my cousin to keep the dog off of it so that he didn't kill it while i went and got a shovel. i came back with the shovel and scooped it up, i then proceed to walk into my back yard to the wood line. when i get there, i steady myself, toss the possum into the air and swing with the shovel. i'm a lefty, swing right handed, so i think i only got a distance of about 15 feet or so, but i laughed. before anyone goes and calls me cruel, it was already bleeding (i didn't know at first, but i saw the blood on the side of the shovel i carried it on after it was gone), and second, they carry disease and get into the garbage. plus they're hideous. so far this summer, my dog is up to 2 birds, 2 possums, and 1 woodchuck. no skunks thankfully.

[krimsonviper]

good grief can someone get rid of all those z's in christina's post?

you might want to keep your dog in check man. he might come across something he cant handle and die. then you're gonna go on a shooting spree and possibly hit a gas tank then your dead dogs body, for some reason, then you're just gonna bust in tears and end up in a skirt because i'll find out about you crying and put you on a billboard saying "sally is silly on frilly fridays"

huh, go figure that one out

[numbnuts240]

you might want to keep your dog in check man. he might come across something he cant handle and die. then you're gonna go on a shooting spree and possibly hit a gas tank then your dead dogs body, for some reason, then you're just gonna bust in tears and end up in a skirt because i'll find out about you crying and put you on a billboard saying "sally is silly on frilly fridays"huh, go figure that one out

no reported bear sightings in the area, not that i'm aware of anyways. the occasional deer, but they're pansies. his whole job is to keep unwanted beings off the property, and i like to think he's doing his job fairly well. there wasn't any need to get the birds, but we all get overzealous sometimes.

[Hijacker]

Morning everyone! I'm wishing I stayed at home today so I could play Deli Fortress 2: Om Nom Nom Nom

[numbnuts240]

i just wish i could have slept more

[Hijacker]

I struggled to get out of bed this morning.

A morning fap and a cup of coffee and I seem to be operating ok now

[snwbrdr435]

Good morning guys taking a break and then its back to work.

[numbnuts240]

the morning fap never seems to work for me, he may seem awake, but i can assure you he isn't functioning on both nuts

[Hijacker]

My guy is ALWAYS alert and ready >_>

[snwbrdr435]

numb nuts, i think that might be your problem. Morning action is always fun.

[DrifterXRPS13]

same here...

good morning everybody...i'm a little tired this mornign but i guess that's expected when you stay out till 2 and you have to get up at 530...grrr!!

So what did everybody do last night?

[numbnuts240]

refer to end of last page

[Hijacker]

I played TF2 and Bionic Commando Rearmed. Pretty boring night honestly.

Although, I did get my final piece for my fuel management in yesterday! The harness plug for my Z32 MAF.

[DrifterXRPS13]

haha...you possum killer!!! i'm calling peta!

[snwbrdr435]

i did my girlfriend.

[DrifterXRPS13]

nice ...i faped while i slept next to mine this morning

[numbnuts240]

haha...you possum killer!!! i'm calling peta!

that'll teach him to show his gnarly face in my yard again

nice ...i faped while i slept next to mine this morning

that's just creepy, couldn't you have just rolled her over and piihb?

[snwbrdr435]

Haha roll over and start poking her with it, maybe she would get the idea

[DrifterXRPS13]

meh, she wasn't feeling in the mood, she had a rough night...and i never know when she's looking around here, she is a member on here after all

[numbnuts240]

e-spying on your bf

[DrifterXRPS13]

well she'd probably see it and get a good laugh out of it but then off the boards i'd probably never get it again

[snwbrdr435]

My girlfriend nows how to do one thing with cars..... kill them. That is why i never let her drive.

[DrifterXRPS13]

Mine can drive fine but she's a little hesitant so she drives the way she drives and she rides too so that's a plus