I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

I'm from Ohio, actually.

another common misconception, what a weird day.

[drksolest]

why so weird?

[numbnuts240]

i haven't been grilled by the office hens as to my whereabouts on friday, my boss hasn't bothered me all day, and my phone is unusually quiet. all this lack of interruptions is making me even more sleepy. i need some excitement in my day.

[Hijacker]

so r u admitting the lack of size then....

I don't like to brag. so I lets people think what they want to think.

[Encryptshun]

hahaa there is so much wrong with that sentence... 13 yr old boy that wants to see big d!ck? above average vocab? omgwtfbbq hahahaa wat u dun lyke meh vocab?

hahahhahhahaha

I guess I should have specifically stated "boy who is pretending to be a girl to pull one over on the members of an internet forum", but I'm trying to not be so long-winded...

I mean, what girl makes that many poo, fart, and d*ck references/jokes/innuendos, likes cars, and just happens to be Japanese? Either you are the 2nd coolest female ever or you are a guy taking a p*ss at us.

[Hijacker]

I (and most of our staff) can vouch she is 100% female.

I want to know who you consider to be the coolest

[Encryptshun]

I (and most of our staff) can vouch she is 100% female.

I want to know who you consider to be the coolest

My soon-to-be-wife.

She makes me happy in the...well...everywhere.

[drksolest]

I (and most of our staff) can vouch she is 100% female.

I want to know who you consider to be the coolest

although it would be kinda funny if you came out that friday to my house and i lived with my parents (being a 13 year old boy). I'm sure you would have looked like hahahahahaha

My soon-to-be-wife.

She makes me happy in the...well...everywhere.

Congrats on the engagement!

[Encryptshun]

although it would be kinda funny if you came out that friday to my house and i lived with my parents (being a 13 year old boy). I'm sure you would have looked like hahahahahaha

Congrats on the engagement!

And I got engaged back at the end of April...but thanks! My first wife was a tuner...this one will be my exotic (she's Italian). I'm going to stop there because my only other NFS option would be Muscle, and I'm just not into that...

[Dattebayo]

I (and most of our staff) can vouch she is 100% female.

100% huh... so you did a thorough check then? With a checklist?

GOD I miss the coolest stuff at these NICOfests. I am going to facepalm for about an hour now.

[drksolest]

And I got engaged back at the end of April...but thanks! My first wife was a tuner...this one will be my exotic (she's Italian). I'm going to stop there because my only other NFS option would be Muscle, and I'm just not into that...

[Hijacker]

although it would be kinda funny if you came out that friday to my house and i lived with my parents (being a 13 year old boy). I'm sure you would have looked like hahahahahaha

I would have been expecting Chris Hansen to pop out from somewhere then

[drksolest]

I would have been expecting Chris Hansen to pop out from somewhere then

hahahahaha

[Encryptshun]

So a 13-year-old male poses as a 27-year-old female on the internet... Someone comes over expecting to shag said woman and sees young boy instead.

Actually, I think you could show up and arrest Chris Hansen in that case, right?

[srpowered240sx]

So a 13-year-old male poses as a 27-year-old female on the internet... Someone comes over expecting to shag said woman and sees young boy instead.

Actually, I think you could show up and arrest Chris Hansen in that case, right?

id shoot chris hansen on that one. i bring my gun to all first dates, makes the responses to those first "get to know one another" questions a lot more honest.

[EZcheese15]

100% huh... so you did a thorough check then? With a checklist?

GOD I miss the coolest stuff at these NICOfests. I am going to facepalm for about an hour now.

She passes on all check points

[drksolest]

She passes on all check points

id shoot chris hansen on that one. i bring my gun to all first dates, makes the responses to those first "get to know one another" questions a lot more honest.

That's one way to make the first date comfortable & pleasant.

[Encryptshun]

She passes on all check points

Pics that websense won't pwn or GTFO. And I wanna see Mr1nder striking a pose on the ground in front of her for authenticity.

[drksolest]

Pics that websense won't pwn or GTFO. And I wanna see Mr.W1nder striking a pose on the ground in front of her for authenticity.

[numbnuts240]

so my phone starts ringing and the screen says "unavailable". so naturally i hit "ignore" and wait for the voice mail to see who it was. the message comes in and i check it, it's some lady going on about the test samples have errors, and this sample definitely doesn't belong to this person, something about blue and purple tops, call her back at the wallingford office. i'm sorry, but with a job with that kind of information, i think you should be able to dial a correct number, and if not, at least be able to recognize that the person who recorded the voice mail message is most definitely not the person you intended on calling. morons.

[Encryptshun]

so my phone starts ringing and the screen says "unavailable". so naturally i hit "ignore" and wait for the voice mail to see who it was. the message comes in and i check it, it's some lady going on about the test samples have errors, and this sample definitely doesn't belong to this person, something about blue and purple tops, call her back at the wallingford office. i'm sorry, but with a job with that kind of information, i think you should be able to dial a correct number, and if not, at least be able to recognize that the person who recorded the voice mail message is most definitely not the person you intended on calling. morons.

You just killed someone because of your apathy. And I don't really care.

[numbnuts240]

You just killed someone because of your apathy. And I don't really care.

you slay me. i imagine it was a clinic analyzing samples for drug tests. it wasn't the guy's sample because his urine probably tested positive for heart worm.

[Hijacker]

I used to get phone calls from the same person asking about if cub scouts was still on for whatever week it was. This dude would call and I would answer, then he'd go "Sarah, are we still having a cub scout meeting this week?" I don't have a girly voice, so HOW THE f*** DO YOU THINK MY NAME IS SARAH?! After the second or third time, i finally let the guy have it.

[EZcheese15]

I used to get calls all the time asking for Shaniqua, LeShawn, Shaquenta, Leroy, or various other names of that uh...ethnic relation. Haven't got any in a couple years though. Maybe they finally figured it out after me having the same phone number now for 10 years.

[numbnuts240]

I used to get phone calls from the same person asking about if cub scouts was still on for whatever week it was. This dude would call and I would answer, then he'd go "Sarah, are we still having a cub scout meeting this week?" I don't have a girly voice, so HOW THE f*** DO YOU THINK MY NAME IS SARAH?! After the second or third time, i finally let the guy have it.

probably the feds trying to bait you for that kiddie p0rn ring you run on the weekends.

Maybe they finally figured it out after me having the same phone number now for 10 years.

the only problem, that i've discovered, with not changing your number in many years, is that certain people who you don't want calling you, decide to try the number years later for whatever reason. it's the sole reason i end up making the mistake of hooking up with ex-girlfriends

[Dattebayo]

I sometimes get a recording in spanish telling me that I have to take my dog to the vet. I don't own a dog, and the number I have I have had for over 5 years. (I'm also not Spanish)

[Encryptshun]

It's because they are always calling me now. Thanks, Torry.

Seriously, I get these calls from folk whose grammar-fu is not strong and they proceed to ARGUE WITH ME about what number they called. Then THEY CALL BACK.

I'm thinking about becoming a dealer just so I can have a productive conversation with these idiots.

[Murdered_T]

two word,air horn,that solves wrong number arguing

[Encryptshun]

^

[Dattebayo]

two word,air horn,

Don't forget the ear plugs. I had a bad experience with one at a pep rally in HS.

Ironically, I now sport one of these...