I LEARNED'D something today!

[Ar878]

DUCK OFF BRO

[Otto.]

I ducked your mom last night. It was ducking good.

[Ar878]

that's ducking uncalled for! DUCK

i'm so bored...

[Beancooker]

I am so f***ing bored.

Where is the learned'd krew?

It's even quiet in here? Tito must be lettin the krew pull a train?!?!?!?

[Ar878]

yep...i'm just trying to put off homework and it's not working out.

[snwbrdr435]

Well on my journey home tonight in the 6+ inches of snow we have gotten in the last 3 hours i encountered a douchebag. Today the weather was kind of weird, it snowed and then rained late last night and then was raining again tonight until about 1030ish were it turned to snow. Well it is dumping outside, near white out conditions. So im heading how from a night with the girl, in a good mood just had some sexy time when i pull onto the highway... Im going a steady 40-45 mph when i notice headlights flying up behind me. I made sure to clean the snow off the my car extremely well, i like being noticed by other drivers so they wont kill me. I flash my brake lights because traffic is stopped up ahead and i don't want to get rammed from behind by some kid in his jeep. After driving pass a slew of cars that have slid of the road, mostly suv's i make it to my exit. With my "friend" in his jeep two feet away from my bumper. I slow down because the exit ramp is a fairly steep one and i would rather not get stuck due to the people infront of me stopping. As i do this seemed to really enrage the person in his jeep. He starts to purposely swerve back in forth. Greattt idea. I pull out and he guns it from about 10ft back from the stop line and slides out into the road amost clipping a group of parked plows with their strobes on. The next five mins is spent with cars infront of me with him behind me and then cars behind him. All the while he is messing around swerving back in forth. Well he should have thought twice before doing it around the next bend. He proceeded to try and Tokyo drift the next turn and ended up going straight into a river. Congrats you deserved it.

[Otto.]

What an a**... he totally deserved that one.

[ADDirishboy]

That sucks marco.

On a side note. I almost got into a fight today. Some azzhat in a Corvette flies around me in a parking lot as I'm backing out. I proceed to flip him off. He gets out of his car. I get out of mine, with my maglite that takes 6 D batteries.

He got back into his car and left

[MellowZ32]

uhh, how hot!

[ADDirishboy]

Yea, it actually satisfies faizan! It's THAT big!

[MellowZ32]

liar nothing can satisfy faizan

[ADDirishboy]

Yea. He likes to fake it a lot. Maybe a telephone pole?

[MellowZ32]

that why tell call him possum, he pretends he's passed out and lets you have your way with him!

[ADDirishboy]

That's wrong on so many levels.

*whisper* I like it

[Otto.]

*stumbles in*

*leaves*

[MellowZ32]

tyler otto has been coming on to me very aggressively!kick his as$!

[MinisterofDOOM]

*stumbles in*

*leaves*

*locks door**whistles*

[ADDirishboy]

tyler otto has been coming on to me very aggressively!kick his as$!

Otto, you best be leavin my man alone! Don't make me slap a hoe!

[MellowZ32]

[ADDirishboy]

That should take care of it. If not, I'll choke him with my penor.

[MellowZ32]

maybe that's what he wants!

[ADDirishboy]

I'm used to guys wanting my penor in their mouth.

....wait, what?

[MellowZ32]

well it's not ghey if you don't kiss!

[ADDirishboy]

It's just sex then?

[Dittoz7]

My p3noir Is Out Of Commission This Week.

Warning Over Use And Lead To Sensitive Skin.Over Use Of Sensitive Skin Leads To Blood.

D:

[ADDirishboy]

[Otto.]

*breaks lock*

*snaps MOD's neck*

*rapes mellow*

[ADDirishboy]

*rapes mellow*

Bad move. Chief Slap-a-hoe come pay you visit now

[Razi]

[Otto.]

Bad move. Chief Slap-a-hoe come pay you visit now

No... I killed you weeks ago and put you in here:



Your still fresh!