I LEARNED'D something today!

[snwbrdr435]

Im surprised there was no tito faizian black hole jokes thrown around.

[numbnuts240]

Funny thing about the Bird..

Bart and I were playing the "I win" game, and coming up with ways to explain how we "win".. so, the game dies down, and we're driving to the grocery store. I ask him, "Guess what?" He just says, "What?" I reply, "The bird is the word." And, he's like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! OK, you win."

awww, that's so cute

Im surprised there was no tito faizian black hole jokes thrown around.

don't start, dude, we have an understanding, tom's mouth is now the new black hole...haven't you heard...

[Marenta]

Yay! No class!

On the other hand, I saw a shirt today that pissed me off so royally, I wanted to throttle the teenager a thousand times over. The shirt said "Throw Parties Not Grenades". What does some little drugged up, hungover, lazy high-school-to-college kid know about War? I mean, what gives him a right to say that we should all be using substances, legal and illegal, and getting stupid in a cesspool of ignorance with 1000s of our closest peers? The only way you can have peace enough to throw these so called parties, is if there's war that precedes it. You don't know what good is unless there's bad. You don't know what day is unless there's night. There's no protagonist without the antagonist. Screw that little tree-hugging liberal hippy boy. I know I sleep better at night because we've fought wars that have purchased our freedom.

/end rant

[numbnuts240]

i just sleep better at night knowing that i have a fully functional penor

[Murdered_T]

Im surprised tito and faizian's asses don't look like black holes.

[MinisterofDOOM]

The only way to secure peace is through war. Hippies' idealistic world of happiness and rainbows isn't real. The only power that matters is force. The anti-war morons should just be glad that force is being wielded in their interest. But no, instead, they'll just ***** about it because they're narrow-minded assmonkeys who couldn't form a thought on their own if their miserable lives depended on it. Ungrateful bastards.

[snwbrdr435]

I hate hippies.

[numbnuts240]

trees have feelings too, you know

[Marenta]

I don't know why the shirt pissed me off so much. It's not like I ACTUALLY fought in any wars, I was just in theatre with the ship. I never carried a gun, or breached a building. But, just the idea of the shirt pissed me off. I mean, I don't think he even really knew what his shirt was saying. And, if he did, he's even more of an ignorant *******.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Yeah. They feel honored when they're chosen to burn in my fireplace instead of someone else's.

The first time I ever saw a "Fight War not Wars" shirt I completely misinterpreted it. My germanic conquerer thinking interpreted it as "Fight one war and make it count." I like my version better.

[Marenta]

Sorry, I didn't mean to bring the chipper mood of the thread down. Gomenasai!

[numbnuts240]

I mean, I don't think he even really knew what his shirt was saying. And, if he did, he's even more of an ignorant *******.

that's like those tools that plaster the image of che guevara everywhere. the guy was a murderous a-hole. sure he was an important figure in our history, but so was saddam

Yeah. They feel honored when they're chosen to burn in my fireplace instead of someone else's.

i told all the trees that they should be grateful i was cutting them down. it was either quick and easy with the chainsaw, or get gnawed to death by beavers.

[nsrZ32]

welcome jerry, tom will take real good care of you in here

Tom, you'll have your hands full haha

For things other than your hands, you may want to see Faizan about that

[Murdered_T]

I love war.

no seriously I do. it is an integral part of society. Do those hippies honestly think peace is the answer? Peaceful countries get run over, look at France, they have NEVER won a war. So, nobody cares about them, nobody wants help from them. America has fought everyone, so, most countries see us as a country that can help, now we are too busy helping other countries that we forgot our own and everything is crashing around us.

[Marenta]

Peaceful countries get run over, look at France, they have NEVER won a war.

Napolean kicked some ***.. I'm just sayin..

[numbnuts240]

For things other than your hands, you may want to see Faizan about that

stay away from him, that's my b****

Napolean kicked some ***.. I'm just sayin..

he also had a mini penor, so he's an automatic loser in my book. that came off extremely gay, time to reclaim my heterosexualness

[snwbrdr435]

http://www.bomb-shelter.net/cat-25-disa ... mb-shelter

^ I want one of those.

[DrifterXRPS13]

Tom, you'll have your hands full haha

For things other than your hands, you may want to see Faizan about that

this kids got jokes....prepare for battle jerr bear!!

[snwbrdr435]

this kids got jokes....prepare for man bearpig!!

[Murdered_T]

Fazian is old news, im lookin for new fish now. and excuse me tito, but you are my b1tch my friend.

[numbnuts240]

http://www.bomb-shelter.net/cat-25-disa ... mb-shelter

^ I want one of those.

that would be good. until you realize just how bad of an idea it was to offer faizan the opportunity to avoid nuclear fallout alone with you in there

*SLAM-well, faizian, we'll be safe in here...why are you naked?- hey man, when all this blows over, it's going to be up to us to repopulate the earth. might as well get going on it.-ummmm....we're both dudes.-haven't you seen that movie "junior"? LET TEH BUTT SECKS BEGIN!!!!!

[numbnuts240]

Fazian is old news, im lookin for new fish now. and excuse me tito, but you are my b1tch my friend.

[snwbrdr435]

Well if we stuff you in there faizian wont try anything with me, well atleast until he i done with you. Which is like what 30 secs.

[Marenta]

The turns this thread takes cause maximum hilarity.

[DrifterXRPS13]

what you guys did there...

...i see it.

[numbnuts240]

Well if we stuff you in there faizian wont try anything with me, well atleast until he i done with you. Which is like what 30 secs.

ZING

[Murdered_T]

The turns in this thread cause maximum homosexuality.

[numbnuts240]

you started it.

[Marenta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ext=1

[nsrZ32]

Fazian is old news, im lookin for new fish now. and excuse me tito, but you are my b1tch my friend.

Fazian is indeed old news, but he's good for a free ride from time to time. Plus he's in a different zip code, so its ok