I LEARNED'D something today!

[MinisterofDOOM]

I'm still trying to figure out what Mountain Girl is...

[krimsonviper]

Oh, someone else might've said that then. I could have sworn you did, but I skimmed through it. Bart answered someones questions as to who she is.

She's the GF of one of the bank robbers from the movie 'The Ladykillers'.

[krimsonviper]

Lets drop these pics off, for a good morning present...

[Murdered_T]

that was an awsome good morning present. now, I have to give the stall of the mens bathroom a good morning present.

[krimsonviper]

...Glad to be of service?

[Murdered_T]

yo John, ill tell you some funny shiit as long as you promise not to tell anyone.

[krimsonviper]

Can I tell people I know personally? The people I know personally don't know you and I can make up a name for you.

If not, that's cool. I'll keep it to myself.

[Murdered_T]

ok so the gym I work at I get a free membership that includes tanning. I have never went tanning before so I was like, what the hell its free. So I go in there, I dont know what I am doing so I get completely naked and get in the tanning bed. After fifteen minutes I realize that my pasty a55 and the front part have actually NEVER seen UV rays like that so I get out. So basiclly my a55 looks like a chimpanzies and well, I don't think I can explain what a sunburnt "member" feels like. All I can say is that I have had to take drastic measures to not get it, well you know, "standing"

[krimsonviper]

I'm sorry man. That is kinda funny. Sorta like the time my friend burned his pen15 with hot wax. I couldn't help but laugh.

Dude that sucks... I honestly couldn't imagine the complications and pain you're going through.

LOL at my picture posting.

[Murdered_T]

here ill put it in perspective. Step 1. Find flyswatterStep 2. Wip out c0ck and place on table.Step 3. Smack said c0ck with flyswatter until it looks like a tomato.

[krimsonviper]

[krimsonviper]

[Murdered_T]

eek is right b1tch.

[numbnuts240]

bahaahhaahaha tom has a burnt d!ck

k, i'm done now

thank you so kindly for those presents john, you rock.

[krimsonviper]

You are welcome good sir.

[Murdered_T]

sh1ts not funny dog.

Actually the hilarity of the situation is unmeasurable.

[Murdered_T]

I just noticed that John and I both have something fuucking with a dog in our sigs,

are we long lost brothers?

[numbnuts240]

well, his is a little girl, yours is a monkey. he's a transmission and you're the missing link?

[Murdered_T]

i think my head just exploded.

[numbnuts240]

realization of the god awful truth can do that to a person. furnace is now fixed. cost me a couple hundred bucks, but they did a hell of a job and even cleaned up the mess i made the night before . next money eater is insulation. i swear i've never had so many problems with this house until they moved in. i have zero issues with my living quarters, basement, or garage.

[Murdered_T]

so its the parental units trashing the place

[numbnuts240]

tenants, my parents moved out last summer. i can't prove that they are doing anything wrong, but it's just weird how there were never any problems before them. oh well, i think after i find a marriage worthy girl i'm going to stop renting that apt out and just turn the house into a single family. knocking down walls ftmfw

[krimsonviper]

SOB. My manager still shafted me on my holiday pay. Not only that, but I forgot that I don't get paid until my check comes in and I overdrafted.

Also, $5 and $25 dollars was taken out of my account yesterday. Which is extremely weird, because I took off the debit feature off my card, and haven't used my debit for a little over 2 weeks now. It wasn't an ATM withdrawal.

Also someone deposited $100.25 into my account. Looks like someones being mischievious with my account.

AGAIN!

[krimsonviper]

I just noticed that John and I both have something fuucking with a dog in our sigs,

are we long lost brothers?

well, his is a little girl, yours is a monkey. he's a transmission and you're the missing link?

[numbnuts240]

change account numbers, asap. i had a strange charge on my credit card for some christian singles site. my bank called to ask about it, i verified that it wasn't me so they canceled it and changed my account number. easy as that.

[Murdered_T]

also don't call costumer service about those overdrafts. they can only take off one, if you go to an actual branch they can remove up to three.

[krimsonviper]

I'm about to do that, after I call them about the $5 and $25 dollar withdrawals. They might be overdraft fees, but I don't wanna jump the gun. It'd be a hassle getting everything set-up again.

[Murdered_T]

also don't call costumer service about those overdrafts. they can only take off one, if you go to an actual branch they can remove up to three.

[krimsonviper]

also don't call costumer service about those overdrafts. they can only take off one, if you go to an actual branch they can remove up to three.

You serious?

[krimsonviper]