I LEARNED'D something today!

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:08 pm

yes, you did mention it.

but why are you sticking your pinky down her throat to find out?

<---prefers a girl who gags.

or says she doesn't only to be proven wrong.

what, I feel it's a great sense of accomplishment.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:08 pm

SUCCUBUS!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!11

Post by **Ghostdrifter88** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:14 pm

xekushnr wrote:She's actually a smart chick. She takes mostly AP classes and seems pretty street smart to boot. Did I say she has no gag reflex?

i didnt think it was possible to gag on 2" of c***?OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! i j/k

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:16 pm

lol ghost with the zing

Post by **Ghostdrifter88** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:19 pm

dude my internet is hella slow right now. took me like 10 mins to load the post comment page, so didnt know everyone already posted a smart *** remark about his small pen15.

Post by **Dattebayo** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:25 pm

I actually choked a girl once from behind. I slammed into her so hard that it activated her gag reflex. Awesome.

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:27 pm

rofl...

I like the satisfying THUMP from a head smacking a headboard.

Post by **Dittoz7** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:11 pm

So Lets See...Today Was The First Day Of The Winter Term For Me.

Had To Get Up At 6am After 2 Whole Weeks Of Going To Bed ~5-7am.

W/e That's Why They Invented Alarm Clocks...No?

Problem Was Since I Have No Night Table/Desk To Put It On, Just Put It On My Rolling Computer Chair (Next To My Bed).

6am Comes Around And It Goes Off.Me Still And Sleep Mode...

Go To Reach For The Snooze Button, But It Kept Rolling Away.

Until Bam! Roll Of The Bed...

So Now, I'm Sleepy And In Pain.Reach Of The Power Cord And Yank, Back To Sleep...Only To Get Up 45mins Later! Fak Me...

Now Rushing Thru Soap And Shampoo Like A Mad Man.Then Stuffing My Breakfast Down My Throat.

Jump In The Finally Fixed Kouki And I'm Off. Didn't Past Speed Limit Tho.

Get To My Class With 5mins To Spare.First Class Went Dandy, 15min In Between Classes, Go Kill Some Time Listening To Radio In My Car, Since Forgot To Charge My Ipod. BIG MISTAKE!

Get Out And Go To Class, Everything Still Going Smooth.Until I Get To My Car A Second Time, Trying To Remember Where Teh F4k I Left My Keys?

Searched All My Pant Pockets And Jacket. WTF Still Nothing!Retracing My Steps...

Look Thru The Windshield At The Ignition... x 8 <---Upright Infinity SignLeft The Damn Keys In There And Locked The Doors.

My Next Class Start In 1 1/2 hrs, In Another Campus All Together. Fuk Me... Had To Call My Mom, Which In Turn Called The AAA(Shows Up ~1hr Later) , Which Opened The Door In 3mins.

After A 30sec Session To My Mom.Get On Way, After Getting There Of Course Nearest Parking Spot Is 8709875Miles Away...

Finally Get To Class Not A Second To Spare.Just To Find Out They Canceled It Last Minute.

I Have A Feeling This Semester Is Going To Be Great!

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:24 pm

Dittoz7 wrote:Just To Find Out They Canceled It Last Minute.

I effing DETEST that. I had an English professor a couple years ago who would just randomly cancel classes without prior notice. We'd show up for class and there'd be a note on the door saying "cancelled today." The thing that really sucked was at the time I was doing just that class in the morning on that day of the week and I was driving straight from work (off at 7:00 ideally) to campus ~35 miles away at 8:00. So I was never very happy about driving 35 miles through morning traffic for nothing.

Post by **krimsonviper** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:36 pm

I had a teacher like that.

I dropped the class. I knew I wasn't going to be learning anything since he was always gone. I tried to get my money back, but nope, not happening.

Post by **Ghostdrifter88** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:50 pm

ditto man, that sucks. did you try to break into your 240? its really easy, you should try it next time.

Post by **Dittoz7** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:57 pm

I Was Going To Try "The Same Era Nissan Key Trick".

But This Campus Is Full Of Dad's BMW Or Mom's Mercedez Spoiled Brats.

Post by **danshaz82** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:26 am

i havnt been in here in forever. whats up everyone thats still on?

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:59 am

Nada, I'm touching myself as I think about what dan haz.

Post by **danshaz82** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:17 am

nice, its about time someones thinking about what dan haz

Post by **xekushnr** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:17 am

is it herpes?

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:18 am

So where you been man? Drinking and partying, or out in the fields shooting and drinking?

Post by **danshaz82** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:21 am

who told you about that?

haha ive been home on break from school. so im never on my computer cause ive been either out skating, drinking, or with the girlfriend

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:34 am

Nice. Sounds like a pretty fun vacation. Anything good to report?

Post by **Dattebayo** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:31 am

Dittoz7 wrote:I Was Going To Try "The Same Era Nissan Key Trick".

YOOOOOO that only works if the lock is really super fricken worn out. Your Kouki is still too new for that stuff. FYI

I wish I could drink...

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:33 am

Do it.

Post by **drksolest** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:40 am

Dattebayo wrote:
YOOOOOO that only works if the lock is really super fricken worn out. Your Kouki is still too new for that stuff. FYI

I wish I could drink...

people OUT of my car..

Modified by drksolest at 8:57 AM 1/7/2009
Modified by drksolest at 8:58 AM 1/7/2009

Post by **frapjap** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:48 am

My 240 uses just about any key to start it, and most Nissan style keys to open the drivers door. I need to get a new ignition because its easy to forget to push the button to turn it completely off. That, and if you hit a bump, the keys fall out and the car continues to run. Though, it makes you feel like you have a newer, cooler car with a keyless ignition after you remove the key, lol.

Mornin everyone!

Post by **DrifterXRPS13** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:54 am

Morning bishez!

Post by **drksolest** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:59 am

Morning! anyone have good sex last night? *raises hand*

Post by **DrifterXRPS13** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:01 am

No...but please tell me about your night...details, i need details!

Post by **Dattebayo** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:05 am

drksolest wrote:people OUT of my car..

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:08 am

Son of a f*** b****!

I just found out I don't get holiday pay for New Years. You have no idea how pissed I am right now about that.

Post by **drksolest** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:11 am

krimsonviper wrote:Son of a f*** b****!

I just found out I don't get holiday pay for New Years. You have no idea how pissed I am right now about that.

wow that's horrible... how didn't you know?

DrifterXRPS13 wrote:No...but please tell me about your night...details, i need details!

waz gud tyme... that's the details...

Dattebayo wrote:

it was nothing....

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:19 am

drksolest wrote:wow that's horrible... how didn't you know?

I was told by my some of my fellow employees that we do.

You see, at my company we only have 2 holiday pay dates. One is Christmas, the other is(now that I know) thanksgiving. I didn't receive holiday pay on thanksgiving. So now I have to dig up my pay stub and point that out and get paid my holiday pay for that.

But the simple knowledge that I was told a lie by the employee who covers my shift when I'm not there is heating me up right now. Fueled by the fact NO ONE corrected me about it, even when I was stating TO EVERYONE that that's only thing keeping me sane about working that night, fueled even higher that I requested that day off back in august before said employee put her request in, and the manager STILL gave her the day off.

I LEARNED'D something today!

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