I LEARNED'D something today!

[Dittoz7]

My Christmas Present To All Of "The Learned'd Crew"

[krimsonviper]

My Christmas Present To All Of "The Learned'd Crew"

You know the best thing about that pic? The underwear is starting to come apart at the seems, with a little imagination, it kinda looks like her vagina.

[krimsonviper]

I am also at work also, too. As well.

I'm bored. There's a ton of snow outside and no one's on the road, but I'm stuck in the office. My car wants to play!

I'm fiddling around with my new Fuji S1000fd. I've been taking long-exposure pictures of the snowed in parking lot and my lone car. I forgot my SD card reader, though, so I can't view it in a large enough size to see how they've turned out.

Want something to do? View my thread!

I just updated it.

[snwbrdr435]

My Christmas Present To All Of "The Learned'd Crew"

[PapaSmurf2k3]

So I posted this story in the mod forum, but figured I'd share it with you guys too.

I'll start off by telling what I know, then tell what Allison told me this morning (she doesn't drink, so she was 100% stone sober).

After all the usual Christmas BS stuff (which was also fun), I go over the girlfriend's (Allison) parent's house for yet another meal. After all that, I get a call from my friend that just came home from Iraq! He wants to go out so we find the 1 bar in town that is open on Christmas (oddly enough, the last time I was there was his going away party). He picks up some other friends on the way, and we meet everyone at the bar. This bar makes a special drink called a "tidal wave" that is nothing but booze, and they normally limit people to just 2. The bartender seemed to like me, and knew that Allie wasn't drinking (ride home), so he told me he would NOT be cutting me off. I had 4 verry tall tidal waves. This is where my memory stops.

Some broad tries to cut through our group to get to the bathroom, and for whatever reason, we all start saying hi. She is a large girl. Her name is Mary. I try to hook my friend up with her, no go. So she goes to the bathroom and then eventually returns to her group of friends. As the bar becomes more packed with friends that I haven't seen in years, Mary tries to leave with her friends. She is hammered. She walks outside, and trips over a flower pot/ whiskey barrel type thing, and goes down. I apparently jumped up like super man and yelled "SHE NEEDS HELP!" and ran outside to help. I then put my feet at the base of hers, and lifter her up (which was some sort of drunk retard strength). A 5 or 6 minute conversation commenced about which way she needed to go (my left or her left, 2 drunk people trying to communicate FTL).

I came back in the bar, and everyone cheered. Lots of other crazy **** happened, and then on the way out, I run into the same screwing barrel that Mary did. My leg is now bloody and it hurts. Much swearing commenced. Allison drove me home and we had awesome sex for what I think was at least 5 hours. Now she is cooking me bacon.

[Dittoz7]

It's Late I Should Go To Sleep...

[DrifterXRPS13]

Morning crew...nice story james...drunk sex ftw!

[Ghostdrifter88]

Awesome story.BIG *** PARTY AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!im excited. bunch of my friends and couple cousins. expect drunk posting.

[numbnuts240]

i'm supposed to be working on some prints, but i have no intention of doing so tonight. kind of hungry, def don't want to drink tonight.

[xekushnr]

i'm supposed to be working on some prints, but i have no intention of doing so tonight. kind of hungry, def don't want to drink tonight.

Why Tito, would your labia hurt? I'm going to the bar tonight.

[snwbrdr435]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc

[King Ranzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc

Interesting way to come out of no where. So where's the rest of the Nico night crew?

[Dattebayo]

LOLThat guy tried to sell me those ShamWow things the other day on teh TV.

[King Ranzo]

teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!! I wanna get a Kade. I wanna sell my Kae first though. Even though it would be smart to keep the Kae so I can build it up just in case something happens to the Kade, but still I can use the money I get from selling the Kae to buy the Kade...what do you guys think I should do?
Modified by King Ranzo at 1:28 AM 12/27/2008

[Dattebayo]

IMO, not worth it

You should take this convo to the 240 forum tho.

[King Ranzo]

IMO, not worth it

You should take this convo to the 240 forum tho.

Good idea Datte.

[krimsonviper]

2 days and we're still on the same page?

[Ghostdrifter88]

da booze has beeen good to mae

[Dittoz7]

Wait Till Everyone Goes Back To Work...

Edit: LOL New Page...

[Ghostdrifter88]

? i iz confused

[krimsonviper]

You're drunk, don't expect much.

[Ghostdrifter88]

i agree. so what you guys up to tonight?

[Ghostdrifter88]

so im on homedepot.com looking at toilet paper holder things. those freakin things go for like 60 dollars. WTF!! for 60 dollars it better wipe my *** for me. rediculous

[krimsonviper]

Well my hotel's pretty empty. 20 rooms sold out of 91, so my paperwork is pretty minuscule compared to most days. All I'm doing at work is listening to my music player and reading stories. I'd be pretty bored if I didn't have the managers comp.

How'd the house party go?

[Dittoz7]

Bored Again...

[Ghostdrifter88]

it's still pretty awesome. my cousin is passed out on my kitchen floor. **** is hilarious. i cant find my camera so that kinda sucks but whatever. my gf's cousin is passed out in the bathroom. hes gonna be feeling that tomorrow haha. and everyone else is still drinking and being stupid. i my house. Took me like a freakin hour to find that dam icon thing haha

[Dittoz7]

Wow Just Notice How Much Imageshack Compresses The Photo Quality.

Yuck...

O Well...

[Ghostdrifter88]

shes cold.

[Dittoz7]

Yea, Jersey 's Pretty Cold...

[krimsonviper]

shes hot.

FTFY.

it's still pretty awesome. my cousin is passed out on my kitchen floor. **** is hilarious. i cant find my camera so that kinda sucks but whatever. my gf's cousin is passed out in the bathroom. hes gonna be feeling that tomorrow haha. and everyone else is still drinking and being stupid. i my house. Took me like a freakin hour to find that dam icon thing haha

LOL, sounds like a good *** party. I prefer to get to know people before I get drunk with them. I don't know how I react with drunks I don't know. I always drink with the same crowd or with people I know outnumbering those I don't.

Wow Just Notice How Much Imageshack Compresses The Photo Quality.

Yuck...

O Well...

She a friend of yours? Care to send her my way?