I LEARNED'D something today!

[DrifterXRPS13]

Hai guys!!!

[snwbrdr435]

Hey Faizian

[MinisterofDOOM]

a vacuum. that'll go over well

Also an apron and a new broom!

[xekushnr]

Hai guys!!!

Ah ****...wait a minute



whadap

[numbnuts240]

This is the face that tito made the other night.

well when you actually have to admit that you're with someone who looks like you, what kind of face are you supposed to make?

Tito when did you go up to maine.?

never been to maine. all of those were in ct. we have a portland here too. i also drove through brooklyn, ct and salem, ct. we have some strange names for towns here, hazardville, mechanicsville, moosup, mianus ( ), quaddick ( ), then there's all the towns with native american names

[snwbrdr435]

All of the surrounding states in new england have towns of the same name, and then theres the towns that they all got their names from over in england. I once ordered some snowboard stuff and they shipped it to boxford england

[frapjap]

Wanted to add that I think the UAW sucks massive elephant balls. Seriously, negotiate or lose you job when the companies go under. You're suffocating the auto industry with you over compensative wages, you numb skulls. Go f*** yourselves.

[DrifterXRPS13]

Hey Macro!

So i have a story to tell long post ahead, i think

So last night before the bears game started, my girl needed to go to cvs to get the dog some puppy pads, wel also needed toothpaste and chips to eat while we watched the game.

We get there do what we need to do without about 2 minutes to go before the game starts, so i'm like alright sounds good, i got time to catch the beginning of the game ( the cvs is only about 2 miles down the road from our apartment)

Get out to the car, start pulling around the parking lot and their is a car in front of me that is pulling into a diagonal parking space to the left, so i slowly wait up for him to pull in which he starts to do and then stops about halfway, at this point i was creeping hoping he would just pull in but no he didn't

so now, i still don't have room to pull out and i look over at him and he puts his car in reverse (convertible sebring. teh ghey) starts backing up and pulls about 6 inches from my fender/slash front bumper...so i look at him and he keeps staring at me. I roll my window down and he does to and he's like " Can't you see i'm trying to back up here?" So i'm like "yea, but why, there are two spots in front of you, just park" At this point the guy just flips and he's like " I ONLY WANT ONE OF THE SPOTS!! I have no idea why he started yelling and getting mad so i'm now getting aggrivated and the whole time there is another car in the spot to the left of this guy who also has her car in reverse trying to pull out but she can't until i move and i can't move until this guy does.

So i tell him i'm just gonna sit here, i have all the time in the world.All he has to do is pull up and i can squeeze by. so i tell him that and he's still yelling like "BACK UP!!!" So i'm just pissed at this point and now i'm calling him profanities but not angry, just funny names, i actually called him numbnuts at one point, lol...he then opens his window and tells me to stop being an a$$hole.(which infuriates me further) The lady who was parked next to him gets out of her car and tells the guy that if you just move up and i can go , because at this point there is now a car behind me as well/

So i roll downt he winow and tell the lady that i'm sorry but this expletive expletive etc, is just a moron and he needs to learn how to drive...so i guess i finally got the hint and he's like "YOU WANT ME TO MOVE UP THEN FINE, HERE" and he starts inching forward like real slowly like there's no room for him to move...so being the d!ck that i am at this point, i pretend like i still don't have enough room to get through but i did, i just wanted to annoy this guy some more, so finally i'm just like whatever, my girls gettin scared, so i start pulling through and i'm like learn to drive expletive expletive...he then gets out of his car and throws something towards me , i don't know what it was, but it was white and was moving with speed...now at this point i'm just crazed and on adrenaline

I slam the brakes on and put my car in park get, ( lol, i have a secondary lap belt, and i forget to unbuckle that, so i got stuck getting out, which got me even more mad, but it was funny) run over to his door, he closes it and as fast as he can puts his window up.

I just start laying it on this guy, like you wanna be a tough guy and throw crap at me, get the beep out of your car mofo...at this point this guy is shi tin in his pants and i can see the fear in his eyes but he's still yelling at me and i can hear him through the window and the top.

I'm so lucky i didn't pull my knife out and slash his soft top...but i was staying as close to his door as possible so if he actually did try to get out id just smash his fave with his door/window, i just stood out there yelling at him for a good minute and finally he got so scared he did like a 16 point turn in two parking spots and floored it and drove out of there.

Funny thing is, he had enough knowhow to completely to turn his car around in two spots and drive off but he couldn't park in one spot when there were two...even the lady was out there yelling at him to park in the spot and he's like "I ONLY WANT ONE teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!!ING PARKING SPOT" i couldn't help but laught at it...

I got back in my car and apologized to the other two drivers for holding them and we all went on our way...i should've dragged his a$$ out of the car and pulled his keys and threw them out somewhere.

End story

[snwbrdr435]

Wall of text..........

Summary

He went to get toothpaste to eat with chips while he watched the game.

Got stuck behind someone and they made him late.

[numbnuts240]

i liked marco's version better

[DrifterXRPS13]

I see how it is...you guys no love me no more...i go cry in corner now.

[snwbrdr435]

Its not that we dont love you any more its that we show it differently.

WOW that as ghey

[marlin29311]

Wanted to add that I think the UAW sucks massive elephant balls. Seriously, negotiate or lose you job when the companies go under. You're suffocating the auto industry with you over compensative wages, you numb skulls. Go f*** yourselves.

+1

I like the santa smileys!

[numbnuts240]

I see how it is...you guys no love me no more...i go cry in corner now.

i love you plenty, as a matter of fact, i left a lot of that love on your forehead last night, don't you remember?

[DrifterXRPS13]

I remember, after you were done blowing me you starting licking my face you dirty boy! bad dog!

[numbnuts240]

this was me behind you all night

[snwbrdr435]

= Faizian

I filmed it all tina want a copy?

[DrifterXRPS13]

= macro

[snwbrdr435]

Where is everybody today?

[numbnuts240]

but i'm back now

[DrifterXRPS13]

reporting for duty!

[numbnuts240]

lulz, you said "duty"

[DrifterXRPS13]

lulz..yes, yes i did....

...now get on your knees!

[numbnuts240]

not again

of course, every time your pants drop...

[DrifterXRPS13]

and still you keep cumming back for more

[numbnuts240]

and still you keep cumming back for more

it's not teh size of teh dinghy...

[DrifterXRPS13]

...it's teh moshun in teh oshun!

[snwbrdr435]

So what day do you think we will reach page 500?

[numbnuts240]

it gets slow on the weekends, and the last couple of days have dragged. i'm going to go ahead and guess wednesday...

[DrifterXRPS13]

mmm, maybe sometime next week...tuesday maybe.