I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

rofl, i was sitting at the bar with one of my friends when another friend comes up to us and says that dorian (our other friend) just admitted to sleeping with his sister. i never laughed so hard in my life.

[Murdered_T]

[idahotuner]

hope your buddy forgives you for that one.

lol the only reason i did it was cause his sister kept calling me and he was like ben why are you calling her, and i am like wtf she is calling me. cause she wants my d!ck and i freaking got smack twice i nthe face so hard by him. so i was like fu man went and found his sister and ****ed the **** outter her. the funny thing is i ****ed his older sister and my other budy ****ed his younger sister monday night lol. but he wasnt mad at me i guess he just laughed lol

[numbnuts240]

that's so wrong, but oh so funny at the same time lol.

[BigMACKenzie]

All your sisters belong to Idahotuner lol GJ man, remember: Forgiveness is far easier to ask for than permission and Bart, there are so many places around us to take a girl out to dinner/drinks? on a scale of Clydesdale to 10 how classy is she? if she rates high the 18th street lounge is a super cool place in DC to take a girl (hidden entrance, located in Hoovers old DC apartment, rocking gin and tonics!) or you could just find some dive bar cross the river and dig in for a long night ended with you leading her back to your bedroom with a trail of brightly colored skittles. either way: you win!

[Murdered_T]

this whole page is wrong,

all please proceed directly to the next page, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

[BigMACKenzie]

well I guess he just got used to the fact that all his sisters are slooty. only choice you have unless you want to get into 500 fights a week with every d00d you know.

[Murdered_T]

MUST.....SAVE......THREAD................

[idahotuner]

lol i guess. my other buddy and i probably wont be going over to his house very much any more lol. kinda ackward lol

[numbnuts240]

that's twice in one day that you have saved this thread from the point of no return. my hat is off to you good sir...

[Murdered_T]

im the OFFICAL thread saver. ty ty

[numbnuts240]

i'm bored, i need someone to do.

[Murdered_T]

THEM

[numbnuts240]

yeah

[Murdered_T]

hello....................

[idahotuner]

this sh*t doesnt save a thread lesbians disgust me! along with that song " i kissed a girl"

MUST.....SAVE......THREAD................

[xckid]

wow looks like i missed out again...god damn dolly!!!

ive been cleaning yards all day i started with mine. (still need to pull the stump out) then i did my neighbor's then i went and did my grandma's its 8 pm...im just finishing i started work at 7am...

well looks like i missed the fun of ****ing friends sisters lol im very certain that if i did that ...id get my *** kicked lol

all in all sounds like a good couple pages plugin your friends sister a few lesbians we got puppy's we have Official NICO Post Whore what more could we want

[Hijacker]

this sh*t doesnt save a thread lesbians disgust me! along with that song " i kissed a girl"

Then get out of the thread. There's nothing wrong with girl on girl action (even if your ex left you for another girl, which I know happened. It's not a reason to hate all lesbians)

[Dittoz7]

Pwned!

[Pyrokid]

Then get out of the thread. There's nothing wrong with girl on girl action (even if your ex left you for another girl, which I know happened. It's not a reason to hate all lesbians)

I have to agree, and I'm a victim of being left for a girl.

[BigMACKenzie]

well when life gives you lemons, watch some lesbians makes some sexy sexy lemonade either way, no reason to hate anyone just for being a lesbian. Hate someone bc they are a d-bag or bc they stole your friends dog or tried to make everyone poop their pants with laxative filled baked goods. not bc of who they choose to have sex with

[drksolest]

good morning

[MinisterofDOOM]

Is it?

[drksolest]

well for me yeah... just read your thread. wow r you in a better mood yet? this all happened last night right?

[MinisterofDOOM]

Yeah, I'm in a much better mood now. It's the weekend now!

Of course I'm working overtime saturday night which kind of sucks...but overtime+holiday pay in one week will make it worthwhile when the check gets here.

Yeah, it happened last night.I keep thinking how awesome it would have been if I'd realized what had happened, slammed the Q into 1st, mashed the accelerator, flipped a noisy, smoky donut, and followed the jackasses right around the corner into dead stop traffic. I wonder what they would have done if I'd come up to their window, flipped them off, then stood in front of their car while dialing the police (I have the dispatch number memorized thanks to my job).But no, instead all I did was think "duh...huh? What was that?" and let them get away. GAH!

[drksolest]

well at least it didn't do any damage.

it's not every day you think... hmmmmmmm hope some a-hole doesn't try to hit me with a paint ball, I would have been freaking out trying to figure out what happened too

[Hijacker]

I would have fired back with an airsoft gun. Mine are a bit hopped up and can hurt worse than a paintball. And have much better range/accuracy

I'm so tried...I didn't get to bed till late trying to get things ready for this weekend.

[drksolest]

i haven't even packed or anything... i figure i'll do a rush pack sat morning.

lskdflakdjflskdjflksdjlsakdfjl;askdfjlksjdf i am excited! Gabe is even takin' off early today to come help me with last minute things.

[Hijacker]

I ran around this morning trying to get everything packed. I hope I didn't miss anything -_-

[drksolest]

whatever you missed won't be anything you can't pick up at a local store so you'll be k