I LEARNED'D something today!

[drksolest]

so tom.................. a hooker?

hahahahha

[Murdered_T]

i hate hookers. they need to do something with their life instead of spreadinf famine and STD's

[raremotive]

i hate hookers. they need to do something with their life instead of spreadinf famine and STD's

SuckingTom's d!ck....

sorry...

[Murdered_T]

SUCK ALL THE DISEASE OUTTA THAT **** *****!.

sorry lol.

in other news, help me raise 600 bucks so i can quit my job.

[numbnuts240]

prostitution is a career, maybe not a respectable one, but it's most certainly a career. think about it, vegas and amsterdam would not be what they are without hookers. they are apart of the social fabric that is the world today. as are strippers, who are just hookers without penetration. i mean, how else are these girls going to raise the funds for college? hooters? .

*the comments made above do not necessarily represent the viewpoints of teh numbnuts. they are intended to be silly and entertaining. that being said, teh numbnuts enjoys the occasional stripper, i mean, c'mon, who doesn't? /Disclaimer

[Murdered_T]

i don't like strippers either.

[drksolest]

in other news, help me raise 600 bucks so i can quit my job.

i don't like strippers either.

well there goes my idea how you could raise money

[numbnuts240]

i don't like strippers either.

WHAT???!?!?!?!?!?! oh man, not even the gothic ones with the piercings and tats everywhere? leather thongs and whips?

i like to go to the strip joints to deny every girl who asks me if i want a lap dance. then go outside to smoke and laugh at all the douchebags who try to impress the girls with how much money they supposedly make. honestly, no one dresses in a suit to see strippers, and they don't care how much money you make. how much money do you have on you, that's the deal breaker right there.

[Hijacker]

I can see this is the most intelligent conversation in this thread...

[raremotive]

well there goes my idea how you could raise money

+1

[Murdered_T]

I dunno, the idea of strippers never appeased me, I have been to a strip joint twice in my life, once being sunday, and i have been thrown out twice.hey, i want a costom title under my name that says Stripper Hater.

[raremotive]

I can see this is the most intelligent conversation in this thread...

skewed... but it's there...

[raremotive]

I dunno, the idea of strippers never appeased me, I have been to a strip joint twice in my life, once being sunday, and i have been thrown out twice.hey, i want a costom title under my name that says Stripper Hater.

Careful what you wish for... might end up with oppsite title

[Hijacker]

I was dragged to a strip club a few years ago. I only went so the girl I was dating at the time didn't feel unprotected. Her friend decided she wanted to find a guy to screw at the strip club. Real winner.

I don't see the appeal of the clubs. I'm not gonna pay to see something I could touch for free.

And I was doubly pissed because I was promised I could get wasted if I went, and strip clubs in Virginia aren't allowed to sell alcohol.

[Murdered_T]

i put strippers, hookers, and homeless all on the same level. A big ****ing waste.

[raremotive]

Never been to a strip club... not even a pron shop...

I don't need it...don't want that level of satisfaction...

[numbnuts240]

i want to start my own male escort service. tom, you can be employee number one. it's not stripping or prostitution since sexy time is not part of the deal. if an escort decides to do it, that's his problem and not part of the contract. all you have to do is take these women to wherever they want to go and look presentable for the occasion. how's that sound. it's a fledgling company, so we have to start small and reasonable. i'll collect $500 for the date, and i'll pay you $200 for your time. my cut is bigger, but i have to pay the "bills". how does that sound? if it sounds good, take the red suppository, if not GTFO of my face and stop wasting my time.

welcome back bart, we missed you. well i'm not sure about the rest of them, but i certainly did

[raremotive]

i want to start my own male escort service. tom, you can be employee number one. it's not stripping or prostitution since sexy time is not part of the deal. if an escort decides to do it, that's his problem and not part of the contract. all you have to do is take these women to wherever they want to go and look presentable for the occasion. how's that sound. it's a fledgling company, so we have to start small and reasonable. i'll collect $500 for the date, and i'll pay you $200 for your time. my cut is bigger, but i have to pay the "bills". how does that sound? if it sounds good, take the red suppository, if not GTFO of my face and stop wasting my time.

welcome back bart, we missed you. well i'm not sure about the rest of them, but i certainly did

see tom... all you have to do is do 3 escorts and you can quit your job!

[numbnuts240]

I was dragged to a strip club a few years ago. I only went so the girl I was dating at the time didn't feel unprotected. Her friend decided she wanted to find a guy to screw at the strip club. Real winner.

I don't see the appeal of the clubs. I'm not gonna pay to see something I could touch for free.

And I was doubly pissed because I was promised I could get wasted if I went, and strip clubs in Virginia aren't allowed to sell alcohol.

no alcohol at all? weak sauce. in ct, most of the strip joints have 2 sides. one serves alcohol and is only topless, the other, no liquor, full nudity. and i know what you mean about paying to see something you can see for free, which is why i always sit behind or next to the idiot throwing out money like it's going to give him the clap.

[Murdered_T]

ill be an escort all day long. sign me up! no sex though, I hope they know that....

[idahotuner]

the whole idea of prostitution and strippers is disgusting. howa chik could lower them selfs to that level is beyond me. but then again i hate lesbians and i hate the song i kisseda girl. more competition for guys and my ex cheat on me witha girl so waht can you expect.

[numbnuts240]

no worries bud, there will be a clause on the contract stating sex is strictly prohibited while our escorts are on the job. and tips, are greatly appreciated, but not necessary.

one thing, are you willing to travel?

[Murdered_T]

well, id need money first TOO travel. but yea.

[numbnuts240]

sweet, i'll tack on some mileage reimbursement to our fee. i got the voice mail from some chick in knoxville. i hope you're an animal lover because there's something about cats, hard to tell, there's a lot of heavy breathing. she wants to vex you? that doesn't make any sense...oh wait sex you, nm dude, i'll have to forward that one on.

[drksolest]

sweet, i'll tack on some mileage reimbursement to our fee. i got the voice mail from some chick in knoxville. i hope you're an animal lover because there's something about cats, hard to tell, there's a lot of heavy breathing. she wants to vex you? that doesn't make any sense...oh wait sex you, nm dude, i'll have to forward that one on.

hahaha what? hahahahahhah

[raremotive]

hahaha what? hahahahahhah

I knew it was coming...

[numbnuts240]

hahaha what? hahahahahhah

[Murdered_T]

sweet, i'll tack on some mileage reimbursement to our fee. i got the voice mail from some chick in knoxville. i hope you're an animal lover because there's something about cats, hard to tell, there's a lot of heavy breathing. she wants to vex you? that doesn't make any sense...oh wait sex you, nm dude, i'll have to forward that one on.

BAHAHAHAH ZING! that wazs a great setup.

[Murdered_T]

hey knucklenuts, help me pick some shorts

http://www.mmawarehouse.com/SearchResults.asp

[numbnuts240]

knucklenuts lol. regular shorts or fight shorts?