I LEARNED'D something today!

[Beancooker]

They can't do s***. am using a different email b****'sm hahahaha

Am back with a new profile b****'s hahahaha

and then comes the permaban....

Yes sir... with an IP twist.

:fistpumping:

[Razi]

Bean0r oppa is so sexy!
Banning tards ftw!

[AppleBonker]

Thanks.

I am still shocked at how hard those who get temp-banned try to make it permanent. It's got to be a ridiculously high percentage that jump from the temp to permaban.

[AppleBonker]

On that note, how does a permaban work? They can't create a new login from that IP? Or they can't login to any username from that IP? Like, could my login be used from a banned IP? I'm guessing not, but I don't know. And I've obviously never tested it.

[ADDirishboy]

Tito and I bought bottle-opener belt buckles. Hard to go wrong there.

I'm bringing bottle opener flip flops.

[Beancooker]

About 75 percent.

"Oh you banned me, I'll show you... I'll be back with a new username and you won't know.... Right?"

:fistpumping: All I can say, is what a fooking douche canoe. :fistpumping:

[AppleBonker]

I'm bringing bottle opener flip flops.

That's my next purchase (in terms of beverage opening accessories).

I almost made that sound like I'm not an alcoholic...

About 75 percent.

Did these people not get smacked by their parents or something? I tried that a few times as a kid, go and do exactly what I was just told not to. Then, my parents whooped me. Simple learning process, IMO, yet many can't grasp it.

[93coupe]

Bahahaha I wake up to the biggest retard ever.

Good afternoon fellas.

[RobPaulson]

aw damn did i miss a pwning?

[ADDirishboy]

LOL @ douche canoe.

And the flip flops are pretty awesome. I'm not sure if anyone besides reef makes them, but I have the reef ones and they are really comfortable. You gotta be careful if you open the bottle with them still on your feet. I tried it while drunk and fell through a sliding glass door, and spilled my beer. I was angry.

[RobPaulson]

LOL @ douche canoe.

And the flip flops are pretty awesome. I'm not sure if anyone besides reef makes them, but I have the reef ones and they are really comfortable. You gotta be careful if you open the bottle with them still on your feet. I tried it while drunk and fell through a sliding glass door, and spilled my beer. I was angry.

my friend has the same ones and bit it hard the first time he tried that too

[AppleBonker]

aw damn did i miss a pwning?

Yup. Only slightly.

I'm not sure if anyone besides reef makes them

In my searching I don't believe I've seen other brands. I'll probably forget the opener is there when I'm drunk, so it's not an issue.

Speaking of drunks and flip flops, who posted the video of the drunk dood trying to put his sandals on yesterday (at least I think it was yesterday)?

[AppleBonker]

And wtf is a douche canoe? A canoe filled with douche. Or a canoe one uses to douche? If the latter, that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...

[Dattebayo]

Home early, saw the pwnage. Noah rules Learned'd with an iron keyboard.
MoDs keyboard probably has booby traps on it too, painful ones with spikes and electricity.

Hows everyone's Friday? I am GRAY as in the color from head to shoes right now, lol

[RobPaulson]

Hows everyone's Friday? I am GRAY as in the color from head to shoes right now, lol

[Razi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmwB-oKwk5U

This one?
LOL I forgot who posted it but it's hilarious.

[ADDirishboy]

Afternoon ryan. What was that I heard about a turbo miata the other day?

[93coupe]

I haven't washed the car because weather channel has said it is going to rain for like five days. It hasn't come and the car is filthy.

[AppleBonker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmwB-oKwk5U

This one?
LOL I forgot who posted it but it's hilarious.

Yes. That is an excellent level of drunk.

[Razi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmwB-oKwk5U

This one?
LOL I forgot who posted it but it's hilarious.

Yes. That is an excellent level of drunk.

I LMAO'd when he started reaching for the flipflops and failed.

[Dattebayo]

Yeah, just like that except with concrete dust. I wish it was cocaine instead, cause I would be rich and high.

My lawyer probably won't like me saying that.

[AppleBonker]

I LMAO'd when he started reaching for the flipflops and failed.

I love how he sat for a bit to regain his focus before standing up (which ultimately failed anyway). I want to be that drunk this weekend...

[AppleBonker]

I'm kind of scared for Carlisle. Is everyone in PA psychotic?

[93coupe]

What up Tyler?!

Turbo miata was offered to me as a trade for my car. I don't think there is any way I can cram myself in there.

I need to go over my vow renewal speech.

Marco is going to be in town next month? Oh snap!

[Dattebayo]

You could fit in a Miata Ryan. It only doesn't work for guys over like 6'4" or something like that.

[93coupe]

I am 6'4" I don't know if I'd want to cut it that close.

[Dattebayo]

Prove it. lol

Edit: And keep your pants on.

[AppleBonker]

Edit: And keep your pants on.

[93coupe]

I already did, like six months ago.

Pants are over rated anyway.

[DrifterXRPS13]

yo