I LEARNED'D something today!

[RobPaulson]

i am extremely tired this morning for no reason.

i went to bed @ 1230, now 'late' by any stretch for me. woken up by my alarm (startled more like it) at 7. need to work out more so i can fall asleep b4 midnight tho i guess...

and thurs is a release date around here for the software i'm responsible for, so ... ya ... not gona be posting much.

STAYING POSITIVE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AppleBonker]

and morning sex

To be honest, not a huge fan. I mean, sex is great, so I'm not turning it down. But IMO morning sex isn't as good as nearly every other sex out there.

i actually missed my second alarm this morning and was 10 minutes late to work.

My phone is my second alarm and is across the room. Can't even reach it without getting out of bed. Impossible to avoid waking up to that one.

The "Double Down Dump"?

Had mine last night. Wasn't nearly as bad as I expected. Though, I felt kinda crappy all night, and I basically only ate a granola bar for dinner at about 9 (technically it was a protein bar, but still).

thurs is a release date around here for the software i'm responsible for

good luck with that.

[RobPaulson]

FYE - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKJSVWXgT5w

[numbnuts240]

The "Double Down Dump"?

if that poop can elevate me off the toilet seat, i'm personally calling the colonel to congratulate him.

To be honest, not a huge fan. I mean, sex is great, so I'm not turning it down. But IMO morning sex isn't as good as nearly every other sex out there.

plus you have to contend with morning breath. i prefer drunk sex, but not too drunk to the point where you can't bust a nut. that s*** is plain annoying.

My phone is my second alarm and is across the room. Can't even reach it without getting out of bed. Impossible to avoid waking up to that one.

my phone is my only alarm. goes off once, hit the snooze for another 30 minutes. i fell right back into the dream i was having and couldn't escape it. was a weak dream too

[Bmore-coupe]

To be honest, not a huge fan. I mean, sex is great, so I'm not turning it down. But IMO morning sex isn't as good as nearly every other sex out there.

disagree. If not only for the good physical feeling that goes along with any sexual contact, it really starts the day off in the right direction.

It's a science that I will never understand..... How can something that puts me right to sleep at night when completed, wake me up in the morning?

[AppleBonker]

if that poop can elevate me off the toilet seat, i'm personally calling the colonel to congratulate him.

Ever seen the support bars in handicapped toilets? Before I realized those were for the handicapped, I thought they were blast-off bars. It was the coolest idea ever. Once I learned their real use I was supremely disappointed.

plus you have to contend with morning breath.

Yup, and if it's after a night of drinking, she's super-dehydrated. It's like trying to get off with sandpaper. Either that of I have to locate and use like an entire bottle of lube. This shouldn't be work.

but not too drunk to the point where you can't bust a nut. that s*** is plain annoying.

Never a problem for me. Once I reach that level I take the drinking up a notch, giving me full-blown whiskey d!ck. I end up stumbling all over myself and don't even try to hookup. I'm not putting in the work if I don't get anything out of it. Maybe she'll bust, but that doesn't concern me.

my phone is my only alarm. goes off once, hit the snooze for another 30 minutes. i fell right back into the dream i was having and couldn't escape it. was a weak dream too

Nah, alarm clock on the bed-side table. Phone across the room. Perfect one-two combo.

disagree. If not only for the good physical feeling that goes along with any sexual contact, it really starts the day off in the right direction.

So does cardio for me. I don't like feeling rushed during sex. Sometimes I like to pound it out as quickly as possible. Others, I like to take my time. I generally wake up when I have something to do, so I've only got a few moments to get to business. Also, I generally don't hang out til the morning, so it's not even an option.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

So I got me a Double Down combo and a Bacon Ranch Tostada for lunch yesterday, thank god for the Taco Bell/KFC combo stores. Was really good on both counts but I had some serious fiery mud butt last night.

[Bmore-coupe]

1. Morning breath can be avoided with a quick swig of mouthwash by both while in bathroom for morning pee.

2. Drunk sex is great, whiskey d!ck makes me sad. It can sometimes boost the ego seeing a chick get off a whole bunch, but then I just want to finish and begin to get very angry. usually does not result in me going to sleep happy.

3. Dehydration factor: I totally agree. Except for in the anomaly of basic human science that I have found. Every other chick that I have ever banged while she was drunk, this issue has occurred. I have never seen this girl dry out, sober or hammered. Weird, I dont get it.

4. Multiple alarms in different locations FTW!! before Michele and Ryan moved in, I used to have 3 different alarms set up. 2 in the room with me, and a really loud one in another room. That was the "final warning" alarm. Couldnt really do that with other people living here though,

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Iron f***ing Maiden Pwns everything else out there... That is all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated

[Bmore-coupe]

Iron f***ing Maiden Pwns everything else out there... That is all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated

Thank You. I needed that this morning. So good.

[numbnuts240]

mud butt

totally looked up that image from yesterday again. mmmmmm

[AppleBonker]

2. Drunk sex is great, whiskey d!ck makes me sad. It can sometimes boost the ego seeing a chick get off a whole bunch, but then I just want to finish and begin to get very angry. usually does not result in me going to sleep happy.

True, but if I get drunk enough that I'm not going to benefit, I go for broke. No point in even trying to hook up once that happens.

I have never seen this girl dry out, sober or hammered. Weird, I dont get it.

Is that the chick you shouldn't be bangin?

Iron f***ing Maiden Pwns everything else out there... That is all.

You like to post sweeping statements of what is the best, huh? So all music is below Iron Maiden and no movie is better than FMJ. Did I get that right?

[numbnuts240]

True, but if I get drunk enough that I'm not going to benefit, I go for broke. No point in even trying to hook up once that happens.

see, the drunker i get, the hornier i get. i'll go in fully knowing that i have zero chance of having an orgasm, but at that point, penor blocks out all logical reasoning. 2 hours later, my legs are cramping and i'm pounding furiously trying to get off. it's a sad, sad experience, every damned time.

[AppleBonker]

see, the drunker i get, the hornier i get. i'll go in fully knowing that i have zero chance of having an orgasm, but at that point, penor blocks out all logical reasoning. 2 hours later, my legs are cramping and i'm pounding furiously trying to get off. it's a sad, sad experience, every damned time.

I think with me it's more a method of self-protection. I feel like subconsciously my body knows that I'm getting too drunk and will likely make some poor decisions, so it sabotages me to protect me from those bad decisions. I like to think of it as "Adam's natural defense against hogging".

[numbnuts240]

hogging is hilarious, good fun up until after she blows you, then it's bail time.

[AppleBonker]

hogging is hilarious, good fun up until after she blows you, then it's bail time.

Doesn't do it for me. Completely sober, I'm pretty sure I stay flaccid around fatties.

I did cockblock my cousin once though. He was about to go hogging at his sister's wedding and I totally put an end to it. I don't know who she was, but she was at his parents' (my aunt and uncle) house the following day for the continued after-party. I was giving him a hard time about trying to nail a fatty while we were sitting outside having a smoke. When I turned around, I realized she was on the other side of the screen glaring at me like I was a quart of ben and jerry's. I almost felt bad, but then realized she brought it upon herself.

[numbnuts240]

oh, you did a good thing if he wasn't in his right mind.

[240SXcoupeRB25]

Am like every other person that has a nissan.

[AppleBonker]

Damn this thread is slow as balls today.

oh, you did a good thing if he wasn't in his right mind.

For sure. I meant I almost felt bad for her overhearing that she was fat. I felt great about saving him from himself.

I have tried TWICE to get a person on the line at the suspension dept. of the DMV in CT, and have been on hold for 30 minutes both times. Pretty sure my license is suspended

What'd you do in CT to get your license suspended?

[numbnuts240]

Am like every other person that has a nissan.

when replying to someone, it usually helps if your response contains an inkling of coherency. that being said, wtf are you babbling about now?

Damn this thread is slow as balls today.

ry ry, ct dmv is quite possibly the most idiotic government agency ever created. they do nothing correctly, or painlessly. try dealing with them in person at one of the offices

[AppleBonker]

Am like every other person that has a nissan.

Que?

And Tita, somewheres=desk?

[240SXcoupeRB25]

RobPaulson ask me who am i, and i said am every other person that has nissan.Am not gunna be rude about it.

[AppleBonker]

RobPaulson ask me who am i, and i said am every other person that has nissan.Am not gunna be rude about it.

Are you high?

[93coupe]

just got home, having a good morning. Got to see some good bands last night, got night, and morning sex

Were her husband and boyfriend banging her too?

Zing!

I have never seen this girl dry out, sober or hammered. Weird, I dont get it.

I think I get it. Her husband and boyfriend's semen is still up in her tuna tunnel, keeping it moist for you.

Zing... Zing... Hello?

Tito, Adam- That was the woman posting about her license. She missed a driver awareness class or some s***.

[MellowZ32]

morning gentlemen.....and tito.

[240SXcoupeRB25]

Are you high?

naw man am shur am not high lol

[93coupe]

Morning Jay.

[MellowZ32]

god! NICO is taking forever to load!

[MellowZ32]

Morning Jay.

how's is it going your holiness?

[93coupe]

Slower than a snail turd. This slow NICO stuff is frustrating. I wish I knew some stuff about computers and could fix it, but I am retarded when it comes to anything computer related.